Terms of endearment: Plum went to visit his Good friend and cousin, Lazarus, And was amazed at how after all these years of marriage he still called her names such as, ' Honey, My...

The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

Plum went to visit his Good friend and cousin, Lazarus, And was amazed at how after all these years of marriage he still called her names such as, ' Honey, My love, etc. so Plum asked him how he did it and Lazarus leaned over and whispered, 'To be honest I forgot her name three months ago.'

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

The CDB is Awsome wrote:

Plum went to visit his Good friend and cousin, Lazarus, And was amazed at how after all these years of marriage he still called her names such as, ' Honey, My love, etc. so Plum asked him how he did it and Lazarus leaned over and whispered, 'To be honest I forgot her name three months ago.'

Okay now you know the rest of the story. It runs in the family, did that with an ex spouse and it only happens once. The bruise was a reminder.

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Ninety-four old BB was sitting on a park bench crying. A concerned man approached BB and said, "Are you okay sir?"

The old man said, "I just got married to a beautiful, sexy, 24 year-old woman who cooks, cleans and makes mad, passionate love to me ever night."

"That's great, the stranger said. But why are you crying then?"

"I don't remember where I live," the old man said.

The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

ghaynes1 wrote:

Ninety-four old BB was sitting on a park bench crying. A concerned man approached BB and said, "Are you okay sir?"

The old man said, "I just got married to a beautiful, sexy, 24 year-old woman who cooks, cleans and makes mad, passionate love to me ever night."

"That's great, the stranger said. But why are you crying then?"

"I don't remember where I live," the old man said.

Why would a 24 year old marry A 94 year old?

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

The CDB is Awsome wrote:

Why would a 24 year old marry A 94 year old?

It's a joke.

The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

ghaynes1 wrote:

It's a joke.

I know but still, I know of actual cases

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

The CDB is Awsome wrote:

I know but still, I know of actual cases

Money.

The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

ghaynes1 wrote:

Money.

True.

Cleemartin Loc: Hampton, Virginia

The CDB is Awsome wrote:

Why would a 24 year old marry A 94 year old?

For the money, of course!

Bog Irish

The CDB is Awsome wrote:

Why would a 24 year old marry A 94 year old?

I just recomembered, Buddy and Betty had been married for a good (relative guys) 50 some odd years. Buddy, at 76, and Betty at 75 years decided to split the sheets. They saw each other on the street a couple months after the divorce. Buddy walked up to his then ex-wife, and told her about the 26 year old that he was living with. Betty responded with the 30 year old who was mowin' her lawn. "Didn't you learn anything in 'rithmetic class Buddy? 30 goes into 75 a helluva lot more than 76 goes into 25!"

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Bog Irish wrote:

I just recomembered, Buddy and Betty had been marr... (show quote)

Must be that new fangled math their teachin'. We need Jethro to do some cipherin' to figure it out. Lol.

DB Ed Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast ne

Sounds like Betty got a better deal than the 25 year old.

The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

DB Ed wrote:

Sounds like Betty got a better deal than the 25 year old.

Yeah, Prolly a better deal than Buddy to, Aint no way a 25 year old would be loyal to a man that old, so when the boyfriend sees him hes liable to get his @$$ kicked.

fishinphil

anyone remember an actress named anne nicole smith and who she married?Better yet was how old he was?

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

She was a Playboy Centerfold. She married an oil tycoon named Howard Marshall. He was 94 at the time. She was 26. Marriage lasted a year. She died at 39 from a drug overdose.