Doyle Shorts
May 3, 2020 19:56:20 #
Doyle and Billy we're going to go on a double date Billy with his side chick Doyle with his girlfriend, Midway through the date Billy asked His side chick to say something to him that would raise his Heart rate.' Doyle interrupted and said, 'Evangeline is sitting behind you.'
Doyle Said, 'Billy are you okay?' Billy said, 'Yeah, why?' Doyle said, 'I heard a popping noise and thought you might have pulled your head out of your @$$.'
Billy saw Doyle smiling and knew Somthing was up, Billy asked him what happened he said, 'I saw a car that had a bumper sticker that said, 'I miss South Africa', So being the reasonable man I am, I stole his cell phone, laptop and radio, and left a note that said 'Feel better now?'
Evangeline was furious at Billy and met Doyle on the street and demanded that he take a side, Doyle thought for a moment and said, 'Well Women are always right.' Evangeline said, 'Yeah that's right.' Doyle said, 'But, If the woman is always right and the man wrong, then when the Man apologizes and tells the woman that she is right, then is the woman actually right?'
Doyle was sitting in the bar drinking and having a good time when someone screamed, 'Does anyone know CPR!?!?' Doyle said, 'Hell Son, I know the whole alphabet!' Everyone laughed except this one guy.
Billy was laying in bed looking and Evangeline and he says, 'Looking at your face reminds me of the lottery.' She said, 'Because I'm worth a million dollars?' He said, 'No, I just wish you'd rollover.'
The Police walked up to Doyle's door and knocked on the door, Doyle said, 'Who is it?' They said, 'It's the Police!' Doyle said, 'What do you want?' They said, 'We just want to talk.' Doyle said, 'How many are you?' They said, 'Two.' Doyle said, 'Talk to each other.'
Billy was shopping with Evangeline when she saw some Boots that she really loved and Billy told her that they were to expensive
That night Billy asked her if she wanted to fool around she said, 'I don't think so, If you don't want to shoe the horse don't think you can ride it.'
Doyle and Billy were the local ne'er do wells when they were 8 and 10. One day Doyle's mother was talking with Billy's mother and they Heard that the local pastor was good at disciplining children and decided to enroll the both of them in his program Doyle in the morning and Billy in the afternoon Doyle sit down in the pastors room when he said in his stern voice, 'Where Is God?' Doyle just looked nervous and then the pastor asked him again this time Doyle busted out of there and found Billy and said, 'Man we gotta play low, God's gone missing and they think we did it!
Doyle Said, 'Billy are you okay?' Billy said, 'Yeah, why?' Doyle said, 'I heard a popping noise and thought you might have pulled your head out of your @$$.'
Billy saw Doyle smiling and knew Somthing was up, Billy asked him what happened he said, 'I saw a car that had a bumper sticker that said, 'I miss South Africa', So being the reasonable man I am, I stole his cell phone, laptop and radio, and left a note that said 'Feel better now?'
Evangeline was furious at Billy and met Doyle on the street and demanded that he take a side, Doyle thought for a moment and said, 'Well Women are always right.' Evangeline said, 'Yeah that's right.' Doyle said, 'But, If the woman is always right and the man wrong, then when the Man apologizes and tells the woman that she is right, then is the woman actually right?'
Doyle was sitting in the bar drinking and having a good time when someone screamed, 'Does anyone know CPR!?!?' Doyle said, 'Hell Son, I know the whole alphabet!' Everyone laughed except this one guy.
Billy was laying in bed looking and Evangeline and he says, 'Looking at your face reminds me of the lottery.' She said, 'Because I'm worth a million dollars?' He said, 'No, I just wish you'd rollover.'
The Police walked up to Doyle's door and knocked on the door, Doyle said, 'Who is it?' They said, 'It's the Police!' Doyle said, 'What do you want?' They said, 'We just want to talk.' Doyle said, 'How many are you?' They said, 'Two.' Doyle said, 'Talk to each other.'
Billy was shopping with Evangeline when she saw some Boots that she really loved and Billy told her that they were to expensive
That night Billy asked her if she wanted to fool around she said, 'I don't think so, If you don't want to shoe the horse don't think you can ride it.'
Doyle and Billy were the local ne'er do wells when they were 8 and 10. One day Doyle's mother was talking with Billy's mother and they Heard that the local pastor was good at disciplining children and decided to enroll the both of them in his program Doyle in the morning and Billy in the afternoon Doyle sit down in the pastors room when he said in his stern voice, 'Where Is God?' Doyle just looked nervous and then the pastor asked him again this time Doyle busted out of there and found Billy and said, 'Man we gotta play low, God's gone missing and they think we did it!
May 3, 2020 22:02:25 #
May 4, 2020 08:22:07 #
" Evangeline " Please put your location in your user profile. LOL Doyle
May 4, 2020 08:35:51 #
plumbob wrote:
" Evangeline " Please put your location your user profile. LOL Doyle
Doyle to Evangeline let me put my location
Nevermind
May 4, 2020 08:40:23 #
plumbob wrote:
" Evangeline " Please put your location in your user profile. LOL Doyle
I can cover for her, Billy's house, In Alabama
May 4, 2020 08:49:55 #
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
I can cover for her, Billy's house, In Alabama
Is that Billbyrd1 in Prattville?
Thought she was your woman. LOL
May 4, 2020 09:32:03 #
plumbob wrote:
Is that Billbyrd1 in Prattville?
Thought she was your woman. LOL
Thought she was your woman. LOL
No, Different Billy, this one lives in McMullen, and Evangeline looks kinda like this.
May 4, 2020 11:39:02 #
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
No, Different Billy, this one lives in McMullen, and Evangeline looks kinda like this.
One Word. " HOT "
May 4, 2020 12:03:01 #
plumbob wrote:
One Word. " HOT "
Seeing how Billy seems to make her mad so much she might be single in a few months.
May 4, 2020 20:43:07 #
May 4, 2020 20:48:12 #
May 4, 2020 21:09:25 #
teabag09 wrote:
Two words, Adams Apple. Mike
I didn't say Evangeline looked exactly like her did I?
May 4, 2020 21:26:24 #
teabag09
Loc: Chesapeake, Virginia
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
I didn't say Evangeline looked exactly like her did I?
I didn't say she doesn't look hot, that goes without question, I'm just saying. Mike
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