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May 3, 2020 14:05:31   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
I PROMISED MY WIFE TO BE HOME BY TWELVE, ON MY MONTHLY NIGHT OUT.
But the hours passed and the drinks were going down easily.
Being loaded around three a.m., I finally headed home.

Then, just as I opened the door, our coo-coo clock coo-cooed three times.
Fearing my wife would wake up, I coo-cooed verbally nine times.
Proud for coming up with such a brilliant idea in order to escape confrontation with my wife, I went on to bed.

Next morning at breakfast, wifey asked what time I got home.
I said midnight, just as I promised.
She nodded her head and didn't seem mad at all.
Boy, I thought, I got away with that.

Then she told me that we needed to replace our coo-coo clock.
When I asked why, she replied, "Well last night our clock coo-cooed three times, said OH SHIT...coo-cooed four more times, cleared its throat...coo-cooed three times more, giggled...coo-cooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

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May 3, 2020 14:15:04   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
I PROMISED MY WIFE TO BE HOME BY TWELVE, ON MY MONTHLY NIGHT OUT.
But the hours passed and the drinks were going down easily.
Being loaded around three a.m., I finally headed home.

Then, just as I opened the door, our coo-coo clock coo-cooed three times.
Fearing my wife would wake up, I coo-cooed verbally nine times.
Proud for coming up with such a brilliant idea in order to escape confrontation with my wife, I went on to bed.

Next morning at breakfast, wifey asked what time I got home.
I said midnight, just as I promised.
She nodded her head and didn't seem mad at all.
Boy, I thought, I got away with that.

Then she told me that we needed to replace our coo-coo clock.
When I asked why, she replied, "Well last night our clock coo-cooed three times, said OH SHIT...coo-cooed four more times, cleared its throat...coo-cooed three times more, giggled...coo-cooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
I PROMISED MY WIFE TO BE HOME BY TWELVE, ON MY MON... (show quote)


I'll still be laughing at this tomorrow

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May 3, 2020 14:52:22   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
🤠👍🏻

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May 3, 2020 15:22:12   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
BadFisherman wrote:
I PROMISED MY WIFE TO BE HOME BY TWELVE, ON MY MONTHLY NIGHT OUT.
But the hours passed and the drinks were going down easily.
Being loaded around three a.m., I finally headed home.

Then, just as I opened the door, our coo-coo clock coo-cooed three times.
Fearing my wife would wake up, I coo-cooed verbally nine times.
Proud for coming up with such a brilliant idea in order to escape confrontation with my wife, I went on to bed.

Next morning at breakfast, wifey asked what time I got home.
I said midnight, just as I promised.
She nodded her head and didn't seem mad at all.
Boy, I thought, I got away with that.

Then she told me that we needed to replace our coo-coo clock.
When I asked why, she replied, "Well last night our clock coo-cooed three times, said OH SHIT...coo-cooed four more times, cleared its throat...coo-cooed three times more, giggled...coo-cooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
I PROMISED MY WIFE TO BE HOME BY TWELVE, ON MY MON... (show quote)


Good one there BadFisherman thanks for posting that.😂😂😂😂😂

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May 3, 2020 15:27:27   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
BadFisherman wrote:
I PROMISED MY WIFE TO BE HOME BY TWELVE, ON MY MONTHLY NIGHT OUT.
But the hours passed and the drinks were going down easily.
Being loaded around three a.m., I finally headed home.

Then, just as I opened the door, our coo-coo clock coo-cooed three times.
Fearing my wife would wake up, I coo-cooed verbally nine times.
Proud for coming up with such a brilliant idea in order to escape confrontation with my wife, I went on to bed.

Next morning at breakfast, wifey asked what time I got home.
I said midnight, just as I promised.
She nodded her head and didn't seem mad at all.
Boy, I thought, I got away with that.

Then she told me that we needed to replace our coo-coo clock.
When I asked why, she replied, "Well last night our clock coo-cooed three times, said OH SHIT...coo-cooed four more times, cleared its throat...coo-cooed three times more, giggled...coo-cooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
I PROMISED MY WIFE TO BE HOME BY TWELVE, ON MY MON... (show quote)

Great one BF. The Mrs and I are still laughing. Thanks

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May 3, 2020 15:45:40   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Fish Dancer wrote:
Great one BF. The Mrs and I are still laughing. Thanks

Mrs. BB remains long-suffering.

The woman is a Saint.

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May 3, 2020 19:09:49   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BB was outsmarted, again.

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May 3, 2020 22:09:44   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
flyguy wrote:
BB was outsmarted, again.

Yep.

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May 4, 2020 07:10:06   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
BadFisherman wrote:
I PROMISED MY WIFE TO BE HOME BY TWELVE, ON MY MONTHLY NIGHT OUT.
But the hours passed and the drinks were going down easily.
Being loaded around three a.m., I finally headed home.

Then, just as I opened the door, our coo-coo clock coo-cooed three times.
Fearing my wife would wake up, I coo-cooed verbally nine times.
Proud for coming up with such a brilliant idea in order to escape confrontation with my wife, I went on to bed.

Next morning at breakfast, wifey asked what time I got home.
I said midnight, just as I promised.
She nodded her head and didn't seem mad at all.
Boy, I thought, I got away with that.

Then she told me that we needed to replace our coo-coo clock.
When I asked why, she replied, "Well last night our clock coo-cooed three times, said OH SHIT...coo-cooed four more times, cleared its throat...coo-cooed three times more, giggled...coo-cooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
I PROMISED MY WIFE TO BE HOME BY TWELVE, ON MY MON... (show quote)


That’s just plain coo coo.

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May 4, 2020 07:14:59   #
bucky buckner Loc: murrells inlet SC
 
BadFisherman wrote:
I PROMISED MY WIFE TO BE HOME BY TWELVE, ON MY MONTHLY NIGHT OUT.
But the hours passed and the drinks were going down easily.
Being loaded around three a.m., I finally headed home.

Then, just as I opened the door, our coo-coo clock coo-cooed three times.
Fearing my wife would wake up, I coo-cooed verbally nine times.
Proud for coming up with such a brilliant idea in order to escape confrontation with my wife, I went on to bed.

Next morning at breakfast, wifey asked what time I got home.
I said midnight, just as I promised.
She nodded her head and didn't seem mad at all.
Boy, I thought, I got away with that.

Then she told me that we needed to replace our coo-coo clock.
When I asked why, she replied, "Well last night our clock coo-cooed three times, said OH SHIT...coo-cooed four more times, cleared its throat...coo-cooed three times more, giggled...coo-cooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
I PROMISED MY WIFE TO BE HOME BY TWELVE, ON MY MON... (show quote)


my wife has one just like that, LOL

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May 4, 2020 07:26:50   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bucky buckner wrote:
my wife has one just like that, LOL

There seems to be no end to the weaponry of women/wives.

Woe besets us.

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May 4, 2020 08:12:02   #
Mudfish2335 Loc: Charleston
 
On no seems like your wife has caught you, our wives know when we mess up, just loook at your face and tell. Lol. Lol. Be careful

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May 4, 2020 19:29:06   #
bucky buckner Loc: murrells inlet SC
 
BadFisherman wrote:
There seems to be no end to the weaponry of women/wives.

Woe besets us.


Amen brother,,,,,

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May 4, 2020 20:17:36   #
teabag09 Loc: Chesapeake, Virginia
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Mrs. BB remains long-suffering.

The woman is a Saint.


Did you mean Mrs. BF or is something going on we probably shouldn't know about? It wouldn't have anything to do with IOUs would it? Mike

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May 4, 2020 20:31:58   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
teabag09 wrote:
Did you mean Mrs. BF or is something going on we probably shouldn't know about? It wouldn't have anything to do with IOUs would it? Mike

My wife may well be a Saint, Mike, but the reference was to Mrs. BB being one for putting up with the ol' feller for 70+ years. And, it goes without saying (but I will) that BB's IOU debt to me & others is legendary.

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