Adulting
Apr 16, 2020 13:07:35 #
So it turns out that being an adult is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by a crashing airplane.
I just found out cockfighting is done with roosters,twelve months of training waisted.
So it turns out being an adult is mostly googling how to do stuff.
Sure I walk around like everything is fine but deep down...inside my shoe my sock has slid off of my foot.
I'm not so good at push-ups, sit-ups, and pull-ups, but I'm pretty good at screwups.
I hope my day is as good as that girls butt.
I have noticed that getting snacks for a roadtrip always ends up looking like an unsupervised 9 year old with $100.
with enough caffeine I could rule the world.
As a teenager you were grounded to spend the weekend in your room as a punishment, as an adult that's a blessing.
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up I'm still looking for ideas.
I just found out cockfighting is done with roosters,twelve months of training waisted.
So it turns out being an adult is mostly googling how to do stuff.
Sure I walk around like everything is fine but deep down...inside my shoe my sock has slid off of my foot.
I'm not so good at push-ups, sit-ups, and pull-ups, but I'm pretty good at screwups.
I hope my day is as good as that girls butt.
I have noticed that getting snacks for a roadtrip always ends up looking like an unsupervised 9 year old with $100.
with enough caffeine I could rule the world.
As a teenager you were grounded to spend the weekend in your room as a punishment, as an adult that's a blessing.
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up I'm still looking for ideas.
Apr 16, 2020 13:12:38 #
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
So it turns out that being an adult is like lookin... (show quote)
The older you get the more you realize that your day is NEVER goin to be as good as that girls butt. Either that, OR you're lookin at the WRONG girl.
Apr 16, 2020 13:17:58 #
saw1 wrote:
The older you get the more you realize that your day is NEVER goin to be as good as that girls butt. Either that, OR you're lookin at the WRONG girl.
Yeah, But I can wish
Apr 16, 2020 13:59:11 #
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
Yeah, But I can wish
Your day might end up as well as that girl's butt...if it involves that girl's butt.
Apr 16, 2020 14:00:18 #
Smokypig wrote:
Your day might end up as well as that girl's butt...if it involves that girl's butt.
and other parts.
Apr 16, 2020 14:25:38 #
Apr 16, 2020 14:43:41 #
Bonasa
Loc: Coastal NC (Hampstead)
When I was a kid (65 years ago), if you did something embarrassing, they said "you showed your a##," which was a bad thing. When I reached adulthood, the same thing, then redesignated "mooning" became a good thing (protesting [whatever]). I've been confused ever since.
Apr 16, 2020 15:11:04 #
MadPole wrote:
Me.....the older I get......the better I used to be!!!
Some of us still go by the old adage" I may not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. "
Apr 16, 2020 16:02:31 #
bottomcoon
Loc: Tahlequah, oklahoma
Sometimes that "once" just becomes a passing thought. Sort of like getting a good strike on a lure. It was just another "almost".
Apr 17, 2020 10:06:06 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
And then there's the generation that wears their pants down BELOW their butt...
Apr 17, 2020 10:08:34 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
One kid in front of me going into a store, WITH NO UNDERWEAR and pants halfway down his butt. I asked him to pull them up and he said "You put your eyes where you want." He was walking a foot in front of me! I don't have eyes in the back of my head!
Apr 17, 2020 10:12:11 #
Reality:
Sure I walk around like everything is fine but deep down...inside my shoe my sock has slid off of my foot.
Said the girl with the Nice BUTT! (Probably has her panties in a bunch also looking for TP since she's out)
Sure I walk around like everything is fine but deep down...inside my shoe my sock has slid off of my foot.
Said the girl with the Nice BUTT! (Probably has her panties in a bunch also looking for TP since she's out)
Apr 17, 2020 10:16:12 #
kandydisbar wrote:
It's a whole nother world out there! Just does not compute with me.One kid in front of me going into a store, WITH NO UNDERWEAR and pants halfway down his butt. I asked him to pull them up and he said "You put your eyes where you want." He was walking a foot in front of me! I don't have eyes in the back of my head!
Apr 17, 2020 10:49:17 #
Graywulff wrote:
It's a whole nother world out there! Just does not compute with me.
Ain't that the truth
Apr 17, 2020 12:48:05 #
ShortorderCook62
Loc: Grand Junction, Colorado
Hey, watch Live PD. It's amazing how many perps start running after a traffic stop. Then when caught the cops have to pull their pants up for them (they're in cuffs) so they can walk back to the patrol car. I usually wear a belt to keep mine up, but then at 75 I can't run anyway. More of a waddle.
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