BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work. - Author Unknown.

An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home. - Author Unknown

The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. - Babylonian Proverb

The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. - A.K. Best

All fishermen are liars; it's an occupational disease with them like housemaid's knee or editor's ulcers. - Beatrice Cook

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job. - Paul Schullery

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so that I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon. - Patrick F. McManus

If I fished only to capture fish, my fishing trips would have ended long ago. - Zane Grey

Ones that almost got away:

Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it. - Ed Zern

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

The fisherman's golden rule: The one that got away is always bigger than the one you got'ta weigh.

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Those are good Badfisherman

oldsalt Loc: Holland Pa

Camping without beer is just sittin in the woods - author ubknown

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Well. I've never just sat in the woods then.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

All of them will make good bumper stickers.

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

"Wishi'n I was Fish'n "

Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS

All fishermen were liars except you and me, sometimes I'm not too sure about you though.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Moi

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

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Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

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Billy Bob Loc: Terre Haute,IN

Since there is 6 times more water on earth than land, God must of meant for man to fish 6 times more than he works.

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

"Fish sayings" huh I've seen a flying fish but never a Mr, Ed fish. Just Saying! Lol

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Here you go. LOL Cam

Cubsfan Loc: Destin Florida

AFTER LANDING THAT MONSTER RED I CAME AWAY SMILING LIKE A SKUNK EATING BUMBLE BEES.

ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA

why fishing is better than sex:
when you go fishing and catch something that's good. if you're making love and catch something that's bad.
fish don't compare you to other fisherman and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
fishing you lie about the one that got way, in loving you lie about the one you caught.
if you catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends.
you don't always need to change your line to keep catching fish.
you can catch a fish on a piece of cheese, catching a woman is dinner and a movie minimum.
fish don't mind if you fall asleep fishing.
you don't have to bring a fish back to your place if you don't want to........................