bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Isolation Observations!!

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom

PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.

So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.

Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

All good lol

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

Love it. Great stuff. Looking forward to tomorrow's class schedule.

Jeremy Loc: America

Thanks For the post Bahmer. Cracked Me up good. I been to Puerto Backyarda a few times too. At least I don't have to consult my travel agent and airfare is non existent. Puerto Frontyarda has been a very nice travel destination as well lately.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Thanks for sharing, bahmer.

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Glad you liked it.

will Loc: Tampa, Florida

Well I can see the effects of the social distancing thing is taking its toll . . . LOL Hang in there... It might get better someday . . . I hope at least =)

Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama

And some of us will be great cooks with a drinking problem. lol 😂🐠🕺

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem. The sudden stops can be an issue from time to time.

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

That reminds me of a friend who was on a particularly bad softball team. He said the problem was that his drinking team had a softball problem.

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Played softball with the same guys for the same bar for 7 years. They sponsored a women's team on the same night. We hit the bar after the games. The women's team drank us under the table. Said we were boring while they danced on the bar. The game became something to do so we didn't get hammered before 9 pm. Lol.

Mudfish2335 Loc: Charleston

Lol. Lol those are good, thanks for the laughs. We all need them

Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York

👍👍👍

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

I can only imagine what this will look like in a couple more weeks

Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York

My friend is getting all his tents out and settling them all up in the back yard. He’s working on some kind of a video about how empty the tent city is...?