Not me Loc: N Alabama

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

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EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Sometimes ya just gotta know

LOL

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Dear Not Me: That was precious. it reminded me of once when I was required to act as an interpretor. I was a pharm rep in the Rio Grande Valley. And since in the Valley, most of the physicians were Mexican an took siestas, I spend the lunch period calling on pharmacies in the area.

I was in a pharmacy in Alamo Tx, and was checking stock. On the phone, a Mexican Pharmacist was having a hard time understanding a Chinese pharmacist in Donna, Tx, the next town up the road. It is common practice for pharmacies to borrow a drug from another local pharmacy if they dont have it in stock.

Finally, the Mexican pharmacist hands me the phone and said, "See if you can understand this Daxn Chinese?
Now I know both men, and I also happen to know why Chinese have trouble in pronouncing some letters in English. So I introduce myself and ask what it is that he wants? He said, "Tell that Fuxxing Mex, I want to borrow some Flargyl!! Which came out frrrrrageral! I told the pharmacist on my end the request. And it was my first and only time to be a part time interpreter! Just sayin...RJS

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Why did I know Chinese had this English enunciation problem? Because of a very old,old joke. It seems there was a Chinese laundryman, by the name of Hong in San Francisco. One of his customers was a Greek businessman. Every week the Greek would bring his shirts in and ask Hong when they would be ready. Hong would tell him, "Flliiiday!'not pronouncing the day correctly. The Greek would always laugh as he left the shop.

This went on for a long time and it irritated Hong to the point that Hong decided he had to to something about it. So he finds a school that taught Chinese how to correctly pronounce English words. He is diligent in attending and practicing, day and night, so he could say Friday correctly.

Finally, Hong thinks he is ready. So the next time the Greek came in with his shirt, asks, "Hong, when will my shirts be ready?" Hong, fully prepared and ready to respond, blurts out, "Friday, you clazy Galleeek!" That lesson always stuck in my memory. Just Sayin...RJS

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

That's hilarious RJ..... Lmao

The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

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