What Causes Arthritis?
Mar 31, 2020 10:18:52 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
What Causes Arthritis?
A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and face and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by loose living, consorting with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned", then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The man answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope suffers from it."
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A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and face and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by loose living, consorting with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned", then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The man answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope suffers from it."
MORAL:
Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
Mar 31, 2020 10:20:30 #
Mar 31, 2020 10:24:11 #
bahmer wrote:
What Causes Arthritis? br br br A man smelling o... (show quote)
LMAO. 😂🤣😄 thanks bahmer. 🐠🕺
Mar 31, 2020 10:37:01 #
Mar 31, 2020 13:01:31 #
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Apr 1, 2020 07:55:20 #
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
Cousin twice removed on his Dad's side. Funny bath er, Thanks.Was this guy related to Doyle?
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