bad fisherman(this was during his time in the Marines) walked into this upscale bar.
He orders a drink and gets ready to use some of his best lines on some of the hot lookin ladies in the bar.
But for the next two hours every woman he approached just gave him the brushoff.
Then badbobby strolls into the bar(wearing his bell bottom trousers and coat of Navy blue) ,orders a drink and just sits on a bar stool.
Within minutes bb is surrounded by beautiful young ladies,and after a few minutes walks out with two of them on his arm!
bf was sorely despondent.
He turned to the bartender and said"I just don't understand it!
How does bb just walk in and then walk out with two gorgeous women,and I can't even get a phone number!
"I dunno bb's secret"said the bartender"But every time he comes into this bar he just orders a drink and sits on that bar stool licking his eyebrows"
Garry
Loc: Wellborn, Florida
In Jacksonville Florida there was an old feller, named Cap'n Hunter, that could do that could that after taking out his top teeth. A bar maid told him one night if he could touch his nose with his toque she'd go home with him. He popped out his top teeth and touched his eye brow with it and she left with him.
That bb gives a likin and keeps on tickin.
badbobby wrote:
had me excited there Oz
for a minute
Had to clarify that sorry.
I know a good joke I shared with BB but no way I can type it here
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
It took me a while, I have led a sheltered life
badbobby wrote:
bad fisherman(this was during his time in the Marines) walked into this upscale bar.
He orders a drink and gets ready to use some of his best lines on some of the hot lookin ladies in the bar.
But for the next two hours every woman he approached just gave him the brushoff.
Then badbobby strolls into the bar(wearing his bell bottom trousers and coat of Navy blue) ,orders a drink and just sits on a bar stool.
Within minutes bb is surrounded by beautiful young ladies,and after a few minutes walks out with two of them on his arm!
bf was sorely despondent.
He turned to the bartender and said"I just don't understand it!
How does bb just walk in and then walk out with two gorgeous women,and I can't even get a phone number!
"I dunno bb's secret"said the bartender"But every time he comes into this bar he just orders a drink and sits on that bar stool licking his eyebrows"
bad fisherman(this was during his time in the Mari... (
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Still fantasizing, huh, BB
Ya' durn Squid
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
EasternOZ wrote:
Had to clarify that sorry.
I for one am glad you did 😝
Big dog wrote:
I for one am glad you did 😝
LOL
Had too.
Funny thing is he didn't mention he could also part his hair.
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
EasternOZ wrote:
LOL
Had too.
Funny thing is he didn't mention he could also part his hair.
Urgggg, that’s a visual I could’ve done without !🤢
Garry
Loc: Wellborn, Florida
EasternOZ wrote:
LOL
Had too.
Funny thing is he didn't mention he could also part his hair.
It's a good thing you cut that train off before it got to the trestle, the tracks were out.
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