redneck: Cloyed wnt to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examinining him the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do...

msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV

Cloyed wnt to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examinining him the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?"
"Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd, everee single day!"
"What do you brush with?" asked the Dentist.
"Preparation H," said the redneck.

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

Put it under your eyes it'll take them dark circles and bags away.

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Thats Charleston W.V. Right. Down here we use poly grip. Keeps our mouths shut. LOL. Good one msmllm

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

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Critter Loc: Warwick New York

E.pa.al wrote:

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Egghead

Well at least he was prepared for the news.👍😁

msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV

Spiritof27 wrote:

Put it under your eyes it'll take them dark circles and bags away.

That is true about Prep. H. I knew a woman that looked alot younger than her years, & she said she used preperation H on her face. I thought it was funny at the time, but it must work on some people.
I guess I'm a redneck also because I had a tube of Prep. H and toothpaste in my pocketbook, and my husband and I were going to the Beagle Club early in the morning (it was dark outside). I thought would brush teeth - got toothbrush out of pocketbook to start brushing my teeth (couldn't see) and realized I'd squirted Prep. H on the toothbrush. I spit that out pretty quick.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

msmllm wrote:

That is true about Prep. H. I knew a woman that l... (show quote)

Well,,,,,,,,,,,, I learn something today already. I didn't realize that "msmllm" was a lady. I just assumed that she was a guy with a funny username but now I see the "ms". So, sorry, please forgive. BTW, what did you do with the toothbrush?

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

msmllm wrote:

Cloyed wnt to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examinining him the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?"
"Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd, everee single day!"
"What do you brush with?" asked the Dentist.
"Preparation H," said the redneck.

Wonder if he had hearing aids and if so where he put them.

msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV

flyguy wrote:

Well,,,,,,,,,,,, I learn something today already. I didn't realize that "msmllm" was a lady. I just assumed that she was a guy with a funny username but now I see the "ms". So, sorry, please forgive. BTW, what did you do with the toothbrush?

Well since I started brushing with the toothbrush, probably rinsed it out and put the toothpaste on and brushed my teeth. That was a long time ago. The prep. H tube had a screw off lid like my toothpaste & forgot it was in pocketbook, so I knew my toothpaste was in there - it was just a foolish mistake. I guess I am a Redneck. Do some awful dumb things.

msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV

Gordon wrote:

Thats Charleston W.V. Right. Down here we use poly grip. Keeps our mouths shut. LOL. Good one msmllm

Yes, I live in Huntington WV and Charleston is the capital about 50 miles away.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

msmllm wrote:

Well since I started brushing with the toothbrush, probably rinsed it out and put the toothpaste on and brushed my teeth. That was a long time ago. The prep. H tube had a screw off lid like my toothpaste & forgot it was in pocketbook, so I knew my toothpaste was in there - it was just a foolish mistake. I guess I am a Redneck. Do some awful dumb things.

Oh, we all do.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

flyguy wrote:

Oh, we all do.

Ain't that the truth.

And now we have more good people that will laugh with us.

And at us but it that makes it even better cause laughing is good for all of us.

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

flyguy wrote:

Oh, we all do.

If doing dumb things is one of the criteria for being a redneck then I'm pretty sure we're all on that list.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Spiritof27 wrote:

If doing dumb things is one of the criteria for being a redneck then I'm pretty sure we're all on that list.

I been in and out and missed a bunch I am sure.

Have you got to go fishn?