stress disorder
Mar 19, 2020 20:50:10 #
msmllm
Loc: Huntington, WV
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully your husband will surely die.
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
Be pleasant at all times.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal.
For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores.
Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.
Do not nag him.
Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?
He said---You're going to die, she replied.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully your husband will surely die.
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
Be pleasant at all times.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal.
For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores.
Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.
Do not nag him.
Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?
He said---You're going to die, she replied.
Mar 19, 2020 21:30:11 #
Mar 19, 2020 22:11:54 #
msmllm wrote:
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's of... (show quote)
And guys this is what we get for all of the jokes that go the other direction.
Cudos m
Mar 19, 2020 22:24:44 #
Mar 19, 2020 22:54:03 #
Egghead wrote:
What's this Doctors name. I like the way he thinks. Ms we earned that one lol. Funny.
That 1. ?? LOL
They owe us a bunch.
Mar 19, 2020 22:59:30 #
EasternOZ wrote:
That 1. ?? LOL
They owe us a bunch.
They owe us a bunch.
Don't give her a loaded gun. She's perty sharp, she might just unload.lol.
Mar 19, 2020 23:25:26 #
Hillbilly
Loc: Elk river WV
msmllm wrote:
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's of... (show quote)
Lol
Mar 20, 2020 00:20:49 #
The deprived guy should of had his phone on recording the whole thing. My doctors always give me everything they tell me in writing too. Just need to post that one on the permanent calendar not the dry erase. Every night.... Yeehaw. Sounds more like being in 20’s again to be honest.🤠
Mar 20, 2020 05:55:59 #
Mar 20, 2020 06:13:18 #
Maybe, just sometimes, we learn why the word "WIFE" is a four letter word...
Mar 20, 2020 10:29:05 #
EasternOZ wrote:
That 1. ?? LOL
They owe us a bunch.
They owe us a bunch.
Shes the one to give it to us, dont you know lol
Mar 20, 2020 10:33:25 #
CamT wrote:
Shes the one to give it to us, dont you know lol
Hope she gets on it soon she is good at it.
And this bunch could use the laughs.
Mar 20, 2020 14:36:19 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Hope she gets on it soon she is good at it.
And this bunch could use the laughs.
And this bunch could use the laughs.
Amen
Mar 20, 2020 15:18:54 #
Kat is good and she has that kind of warped sense of humor that makes sense to a twisted little brain like mine. Ms is also good and also funny. Just one yuk after another.
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