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Proud Father
Mar 18, 2020 10:50:41   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party.
The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice. "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"

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Mar 18, 2020 11:48:24   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
msmllm wrote:
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party.
The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice. "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"


Sorry, I guess I missed it.

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Mar 18, 2020 11:55:22   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
OK here it is:
Shall we go home, Mother of Six?
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back
"anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

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Mar 18, 2020 12:01:55   #
Egghead
 
flyguy wrote:
Sorry, I guess I missed it.


I'm blonde, that one went clean over my head to.✈ī¸đŸ›Šī¸đŸ›¸

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Mar 18, 2020 12:28:21   #
DennyLongley Loc: Bay City Michigan
 
Me too.. I'm 5'6" and that went about 6ft over head...

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Mar 18, 2020 12:44:27   #
Egghead
 
msmllm wrote:
OK here it is:
Shall we go home, Mother of Six?
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back
"anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"


Ouch. Now I get it..lol. didn't see that coming .

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Mar 18, 2020 12:59:35   #
DennyLongley Loc: Bay City Michigan
 
Wow.. I JUST NOW got that... that took a minute lol.

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Mar 18, 2020 13:15:23   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
msmllm wrote:
OK here it is:
Shall we go home, Mother of Six?
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back
"anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"


And the rest of the story. Thank you msmllm. Now I get it.

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Mar 18, 2020 13:40:26   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
msmllm wrote:
OK here it is:
Shall we go home, Mother of Six?
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back
"anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"


Now I get it. Holding the punch line were you?

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Mar 18, 2020 14:29:29   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
I was lucky. Heard that one before.

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Mar 18, 2020 15:21:49   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
msmllm wrote:
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party.
The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice. "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"


THERE it is ! I knew there was something missing ! Was just waitin' on that punch line !

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Mar 19, 2020 07:11:50   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
msmllm wrote:
OK here it is:
Shall we go home, Mother of Six?
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back
"anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"


Hahah.... Back at ya!!

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Mar 19, 2020 07:42:21   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
msmllm wrote:
OK here it is:
Shall we go home, Mother of Six?
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back
"anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
Hell hath no fury..........

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Mar 19, 2020 09:30:39   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Had my short butt looking up!! Good one msmllm keep it up haha

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Mar 19, 2020 11:37:15   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
IT'S NOT NICE TO FOOL FATHER NATURE. Good one msmllm.

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