St. Patrick's Day Riot
Mar 17, 2020 23:38:27 #
A few years back two Irish gangs were looking into a hole, at an animal that fell into. One gang declared the animal to be a burro, the other was adamant that it was a donkey. Tensions were already high when Father O'Malley sought to calm the situation. He declared that the Bible called the creature an Ass.
It didn't take long until the word A**hole was in the air and the fight was on. Soon, gunfire was heard and those who didn't flee were arrested.
The next morning, Dr. Oz held a press conference. He detailed scrapes and bruises suffered in the riot. The worst news was that he said a woman had been shot in the fracas.
The next morning he called another press conferenced and announced an update concerning the woman who had been shot in the fracas. He said the bullet was in her yet.
The next day he announced a successful operation on the woman who had been shot in the fracas. He said he took it out of her anyhow.
It didn't take long until the word A**hole was in the air and the fight was on. Soon, gunfire was heard and those who didn't flee were arrested.
The next morning, Dr. Oz held a press conference. He detailed scrapes and bruises suffered in the riot. The worst news was that he said a woman had been shot in the fracas.
The next morning he called another press conferenced and announced an update concerning the woman who had been shot in the fracas. He said the bullet was in her yet.
The next day he announced a successful operation on the woman who had been shot in the fracas. He said he took it out of her anyhow.
Mar 18, 2020 00:43:08 #
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.
Big bad wolf told little red riding hood he's gonna eat her up.
"You gonna eat me whole?"
"Nah, I'm gonna spit that out."
Big bad wolf told little red riding hood he's gonna eat her up.
"You gonna eat me whole?"
"Nah, I'm gonna spit that out."
Mar 18, 2020 23:01:18 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.
Big bad wolf told little red riding hood he's gonna eat her up.
"You gonna eat me whole?"
"Nah, I'm gonna spit that out."
Big bad wolf told little red riding hood he's gonna eat her up.
"You gonna eat me whole?"
"Nah, I'm gonna spit that out."
Spirit: I guess I heard that one a tad bit differently. Big Bad Wolf found Little Red Riding Hood in the wrong part of the woods. Told her, "Whip off them drawers you sexy thang, I'ma gonna drill you silly." Little Red Riding Hood pulled out a .357 S&W, put it up to the wolfs' head, thumbcocked the hammer, and said "No you're not, you old horndog, you're gonna eat me, just like it says in the book!"
Mar 19, 2020 02:51:59 #
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