Old People
Mar 15, 2020 12:35:02 #
msmllm
Loc: Huntington, WV
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up & down, & perspired for an hour.
But by the time I got my Leotards on the class was over.
An old man and an old woman were sitting together on their front porch. "You used to sit closer to me," said the woman. So the man moved closer". You used to put your arm around me." So the man put his arm around her. "You used to nibble on my ear".
"Let me get my teeth".
An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had 2 final requests. First she wanted to be cremated and second she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart.
"Wal-Mart?" said the preacher: "Why Wal-Mart?"
"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up & down, & perspired for an hour.
But by the time I got my Leotards on the class was over.
An old man and an old woman were sitting together on their front porch. "You used to sit closer to me," said the woman. So the man moved closer". You used to put your arm around me." So the man put his arm around her. "You used to nibble on my ear".
"Let me get my teeth".
An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had 2 final requests. First she wanted to be cremated and second she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart.
"Wal-Mart?" said the preacher: "Why Wal-Mart?"
"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
Mar 15, 2020 12:42:50 #
Mar 15, 2020 13:06:50 #
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