Talkin' Parrot
Mar 15, 2020 01:02:41 #
A lady is mall shopping when
she walks by a pet store and notices a beautiful parrot in a
cage by the window; she goes
in and noticesa sign on the cage with a $50 price tag ! She then approaches the owner and asks why so cheap ? He tells her that although the bird is very smart
and has a large vocabulary, he used to belong to a bordello and
frequently used foul language ! Intrigued, she decides to buy him and takes him home; when she removes the cover from the cage, the bird looks her over, then at his new surroundings and says -
"New house, new madam !"
Later that afternoon when her teenage daughters come home from school, the bird looks them over, then at the mother and
says - "New house, new madam, new girls !" They all get a laugh
out of it and the mother explains the bird's past to
them ! About 5:00 o'clock, the husband gets home from work; the bird looks him over as he enters the front door and says - "Hi, John !"
she walks by a pet store and notices a beautiful parrot in a
cage by the window; she goes
in and noticesa sign on the cage with a $50 price tag ! She then approaches the owner and asks why so cheap ? He tells her that although the bird is very smart
and has a large vocabulary, he used to belong to a bordello and
frequently used foul language ! Intrigued, she decides to buy him and takes him home; when she removes the cover from the cage, the bird looks her over, then at his new surroundings and says -
"New house, new madam !"
Later that afternoon when her teenage daughters come home from school, the bird looks them over, then at the mother and
says - "New house, new madam, new girls !" They all get a laugh
out of it and the mother explains the bird's past to
them ! About 5:00 o'clock, the husband gets home from work; the bird looks him over as he enters the front door and says - "Hi, John !"
Mar 15, 2020 07:35:14 #
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