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Mar 13, 2020 12:38:08   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
A robber breaks into a house and ties up the girl and a guy.
The robber asks where the jewels are and the guy responds with: "I'll give you everything! Please let her go
Robber: "I only care about the jewels!" I won't hurt you if you give me what I want"
Guy: "I BEG you, let her go!"
Robber: "Wow, fine, you must really love your wife"
Guy: "What? No....My wife is about to get home!"

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Mar 13, 2020 12:43:11   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Now that is a keeper ms.

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Mar 13, 2020 13:45:45   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
msmllm wrote:
A robber breaks into a house and ties up the girl and a guy.
The robber asks where the jewels are and the guy responds with: "I'll give you everything! Please let her go
Robber: "I only care about the jewels!" I won't hurt you if you give me what I want"
Guy: "I BEG you, let her go!"
Robber: "Wow, fine, you must really love your wife"
Guy: "What? No....My wife is about to get home!"



LOL

Where u been hiding?

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Mar 13, 2020 14:45:35   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
That same guy came home from a trip late one night. Sometime in the wee hours, there was a noise downstairs. His wife whispered: "Oh my God, my husband is home!"

He jumped out of the window.

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Mar 13, 2020 17:50:20   #
oldsalt Loc: Holland Pa
 
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Mar 13, 2020 22:32:26   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
msmllm wrote:
A robber breaks into a house and ties up the girl and a guy.
The robber asks where the jewels are and the guy responds with: "I'll give you everything! Please let her go
Robber: "I only care about the jewels!" I won't hurt you if you give me what I want"
Guy: "I BEG you, let her go!"
Robber: "Wow, fine, you must really love your wife"
Guy: "What? No....My wife is about to get home!"
msm, you keep this up and you're gonna give Badbobby a complex. KEEP IT UP LADY!

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Mar 13, 2020 23:09:59   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
Graywulff wrote:
msm, you keep this up and you're gonna give Badbobby a complex. KEEP IT UP LADY!


I'll never keep up with Bad Bobby. His are much better. But I'll keep trying.

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Mar 13, 2020 23:11:00   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
msmllm wrote:
I'll never keep up with Bad Bobby. His are much better. But I'll keep trying.


Please do!!

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Mar 14, 2020 07:45:45   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Always have an exit plan!!

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Mar 14, 2020 11:11:16   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
msmllm wrote:
I'll never keep up with Bad Bobby. His are much better. But I'll keep trying.


Joke war and WE all win 😊😊

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Mar 14, 2020 11:16:58   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Laughter is the best medicine after all!

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Mar 14, 2020 11:17:40   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Fishing is a close second........Just sayin'

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Mar 14, 2020 11:24:28   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Flytier wrote:
Joke war and WE all win 😊😊


Amen.

I would like to see that.

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Mar 14, 2020 11:25:26   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Graywulff wrote:
Fishing is a close second........Just sayin'


Right on the laughter.

Best to laugh when fishing.

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Mar 14, 2020 20:21:49   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
This could get wild and funny ðŸĪŠðŸĪžðŸĪŊ

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