msmllm wrote:
A robber breaks into a house and ties up the girl and a guy.
The robber asks where the jewels are and the guy responds with: "I'll give you everything! Please let her go
Robber: "I only care about the jewels!" I won't hurt you if you give me what I want"
Guy: "I BEG you, let her go!"
Robber: "Wow, fine, you must really love your wife"
Guy: "What? No....My wife is about to get home!"