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Mar 12, 2020 20:07:31   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
One day while strolling down the sidewalk, John bumped into an old friend of his. Rob, from high school. "you look great John, how do you stay looking so young?" "Why you must be 60 already but you don't look a day over 40, Rob exclaimed. "I feel like I'm 40 too, replied John.
That's incredible exclaimed Rod. Does it run in he family? How old was your Dad when he passed?
Did I say he was dead, asked John. "He's 81 and is more active then ever. He just joined the neighborhood basketball team! responded John.
Whou! Well how old was your grandfather when he died?
Did I say he died, asked John. Rob was amazed.
He just had his 105th birthday and plays golf and goes swimming each day! He's actually getting married this week!
Getting married? Rob asked. If he's 105, why on earth does he want to get married?
John looked at Rob and replied. "Did I say he wanted to?"

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Mar 12, 2020 20:17:25   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
msmllm wrote:
One day while strolling down the sidewalk, John bumped into an old friend of his. Rob, from high school. "you look great John, how do you stay looking so young?" "Why you must be 60 already but you don't look a day over 40, Rob exclaimed. "I feel like I'm 40 too, replied John.
That's incredible exclaimed Rod. Does it run in he family? How old was your Dad when he passed?
Did I say he was dead, asked John. "He's 81 and is more active then ever. He just joined the neighborhood basketball team! responded John.
Whou! Well how old was your grandfather when he died?
Did I say he died, asked John. Rob was amazed.
He just had his 105th birthday and plays golf and goes swimming each day! He's actually getting married this week!
Getting married? Rob asked. If he's 105, why on earth does he want to get married?
John looked at Rob and replied. "Did I say he wanted to?"
One day while strolling down the sidewalk, John bu... (show quote)




No glove no love.

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Mar 12, 2020 20:23:58   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
msmllm wrote:
One day while strolling down the sidewalk, John bumped into an old friend of his. Rob, from high school. "you look great John, how do you stay looking so young?" "Why you must be 60 already but you don't look a day over 40, Rob exclaimed. "I feel like I'm 40 too, replied John.
That's incredible exclaimed Rod. Does it run in he family? How old was your Dad when he passed?
Did I say he was dead, asked John. "He's 81 and is more active then ever. He just joined the neighborhood basketball team! responded John.
Whou! Well how old was your grandfather when he died?
Did I say he died, asked John. Rob was amazed.
He just had his 105th birthday and plays golf and goes swimming each day! He's actually getting married this week!
Getting married? Rob asked. If he's 105, why on earth does he want to get married?
John looked at Rob and replied. "Did I say he wanted to?"
One day while strolling down the sidewalk, John bu... (show quote)




Bride's father with a shotgun. Cussing them young whippersnappers about being out there snapping them whippers.

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Mar 12, 2020 21:28:27   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Johns got another kid to baby sit. Baby sitting your uncle.LOL

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Mar 12, 2020 22:12:18   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Not funny. Can you imagine having to raise a kid at 105?
OK. It's funny.

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Mar 12, 2020 22:25:36   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
Not funny. Can you imagine having to raise a kid at 105?
OK. It's funny.


No

LOL

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Mar 13, 2020 07:28:37   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
Not funny. Can you imagine having to raise a kid at 105?
OK. It's funny.
Tony Randall done it! But he was ONLY 73 if memory serves.

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Mar 13, 2020 08:07:07   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
msmllm wrote:
One day while strolling down the sidewalk, John bumped into an old friend of his. Rob, from high school. "you look great John, how do you stay looking so young?" "Why you must be 60 already but you don't look a day over 40, Rob exclaimed. "I feel like I'm 40 too, replied John.
That's incredible exclaimed Rod. Does it run in he family? How old was your Dad when he passed?
Did I say he was dead, asked John. "He's 81 and is more active then ever. He just joined the neighborhood basketball team! responded John.
Whou! Well how old was your grandfather when he died?
Did I say he died, asked John. Rob was amazed.
He just had his 105th birthday and plays golf and goes swimming each day! He's actually getting married this week!
Getting married? Rob asked. If he's 105, why on earth does he want to get married?
John looked at Rob and replied. "Did I say he wanted to?"
One day while strolling down the sidewalk, John bu... (show quote)


ms, you have many wondering what we need to do in our own lives. 105 sounds biblical.

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Mar 13, 2020 12:05:28   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
msmllm wrote:
One day while strolling down the sidewalk, John bumped into an old friend of his. Rob, from high school. "you look great John, how do you stay looking so young?" "Why you must be 60 already but you don't look a day over 40, Rob exclaimed. "I feel like I'm 40 too, replied John.
That's incredible exclaimed Rod. Does it run in he family? How old was your Dad when he passed?
Did I say he was dead, asked John. "He's 81 and is more active then ever. He just joined the neighborhood basketball team! responded John.
Whou! Well how old was your grandfather when he died?
Did I say he died, asked John. Rob was amazed.
He just had his 105th birthday and plays golf and goes swimming each day! He's actually getting married this week!
Getting married? Rob asked. If he's 105, why on earth does he want to get married?
John looked at Rob and replied. "Did I say he wanted to?"
One day while strolling down the sidewalk, John bu... (show quote)

Now that’s funny I don’t care who you are. 😂

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