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Mar 11, 2020 13:03:41   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
A man walks into a bar stone drunk and asks for a drink.
"Sorry" says the bartender, but you obviously already had a little too much to drink.
Fuming mad the drunk walks out the front door and walks into the side door. "Can I have a drink please"
"Sorry" the bartender says, "but you can't have a drink here".
The drunk walks out and goes in through the back door. "Can I please have a drink"?
Enough the bartender screamed "I told you no drinks".
The drunk looks at the bartender closely and exclaimed "Darn" How many bars you work at?

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Mar 11, 2020 13:13:15   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
msmllm wrote:
A man walks into a bar stone drunk and asks for a drink.
"Sorry" says the bartender, but you obviously already had a little too much to drink.
Fuming mad the drunk walks out the front door and walks into the side door. "Can I have a drink please"
"Sorry" the bartender says, "but you can't have a drink here".
The drunk walks out and goes in through the back door. "Can I please have a drink"?
Enough the bartender screamed "I told you no drinks".
The drunk looks at the bartender closely and exclaimed "Darn" How many bars you work at?
A man walks into a bar stone drunk and asks for a ... (show quote)


That's a good one MS.

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Mar 11, 2020 13:15:38   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
msmllm wrote:
A man walks into a bar stone drunk and asks for a drink.
"Sorry" says the bartender, but you obviously already had a little too much to drink.
Fuming mad the drunk walks out the front door and walks into the side door. "Can I have a drink please"
"Sorry" the bartender says, "but you can't have a drink here".
The drunk walks out and goes in through the back door. "Can I please have a drink"?
Enough the bartender screamed "I told you no drinks".
The drunk looks at the bartender closely and exclaimed "Darn" How many bars you work at?
A man walks into a bar stone drunk and asks for a ... (show quote)



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Mar 11, 2020 13:51:49   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
msmllm wrote:
A man walks into a bar stone drunk and asks for a drink.
"Sorry" says the bartender, but you obviously already had a little too much to drink.
Fuming mad the drunk walks out the front door and walks into the side door. "Can I have a drink please"
"Sorry" the bartender says, "but you can't have a drink here".
The drunk walks out and goes in through the back door. "Can I please have a drink"?
Enough the bartender screamed "I told you no drinks".
The drunk looks at the bartender closely and exclaimed "Darn" How many bars you work at?
A man walks into a bar stone drunk and asks for a ... (show quote)


Sounds like bar golf. Just couldn't get past the first hole.

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Mar 11, 2020 14:34:02   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
Sounds like he needs a ride home lol. That's funny

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Mar 11, 2020 14:48:14   #
eddierbias Loc: Texas Panhandle Pampa 79065
 
Funny Funny

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Mar 11, 2020 15:31:59   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
And he said: "I'm not a thunk as you drinkle peep I am."

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Mar 12, 2020 10:28:50   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
Good one

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