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Mar 10, 2020 11:55:26   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
Sue walked into Dentist office to make and appointment.
How much do you charge to pull a tooth she asked.
It's $130. was the prompt reply.
$130. gasped Sue, that's rediculous! There must be a way for you to go cheaper.
Well said the Dentist thoughtfully, I suppose if we don't numb it we could knock off $30.
Only $30. countered Sue, that's still $100., you've got to make it cheaper.
Well said the Dentist after a long pause, I suppose if we take it out with a wrench we could knock it down to $50.
Perfect, said Sue happily. I would like to make an appointment for next Tuesday for my husband, Leo.

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Mar 10, 2020 12:03:21   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Not poor Leo! (flyguy)

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Mar 10, 2020 12:22:10   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
flyguy wrote:
Not poor Leo! (flyguy)


At least it wasn't Doyle.

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Mar 10, 2020 13:12:28   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Doyle's uncle died suspiciously. I wonder if ms was involved.

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Mar 10, 2020 13:56:35   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
Did the uncle have any dental issues? Maybe needed all teeth pulled?

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Mar 10, 2020 14:15:10   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Jeremy wrote:
Did the uncle have any dental issues? Maybe needed all teeth pulled?


Found him dead on the porch. No mention if he hit face first. That would loosen a tooth or two.

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Mar 10, 2020 14:38:31   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
msmllsmmsslem, did you kill oyle's duncle?

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Mar 10, 2020 16:20:51   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
And Leo's got a colonoscopy scheduled with the local grocer in two weeks.

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Mar 10, 2020 17:04:57   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
plumbob wrote:
Doyle's uncle died suspiciously. I wonder if ms was involved.


No, it was Sue

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Mar 10, 2020 18:22:58   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
Sue in the Grocery BIZ too? Good ol days of understanding who is the boss.

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Mar 10, 2020 18:28:00   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
msmllm wrote:
Sue walked into Dentist office to make and appointment.
How much do you charge to pull a tooth she asked.
It's $130. was the prompt reply.
$130. gasped Sue, that's rediculous! There must be a way for you to go cheaper.
Well said the Dentist thoughtfully, I suppose if we don't numb it we could knock off $30.
Only $30. countered Sue, that's still $100., you've got to make it cheaper.
Well said the Dentist after a long pause, I suppose if we take it out with a wrench we could knock it down to $50.
Perfect, said Sue happily. I would like to make an appointment for next Tuesday for my husband, Leo.
Sue walked into Dentist office to make and appoint... (show quote)


Nothing but the best for leo.

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Mar 10, 2020 18:28:50   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Jeremy wrote:
Sue in the Grocery BIZ too? Good ol days of understanding who is the boss.


Dumb blonde back in the day.

LOL

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Mar 10, 2020 18:33:16   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Sue's just ike the rest of us, trying to get the most "bang" for her buck.

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Mar 10, 2020 18:34:03   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
Sue's just ike the rest of us, trying to get the most "bang" for her buck.


LOL

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Mar 11, 2020 20:24:28   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Smokypig wrote:
msmllsmmsslem, did you kill oyle's duncle?


No, Listen to The Charlie Daniels song called "Alligator" That's about how it happened

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