Pick-Ups
Mar 9, 2020 10:07:17 #
msmllm
Loc: Huntington, WV
Man - Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man - Can I buy you a drink?
Woman - I think I'd rather have the money.
Man - Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman - Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
Man - Is this seat empty?
Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man - So, what do you do for a living?
Woman - I'm a female impersonator.
Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man - Can I buy you a drink?
Woman - I think I'd rather have the money.
Man - Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman - Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
Man - Is this seat empty?
Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man - So, what do you do for a living?
Woman - I'm a female impersonator.
Mar 9, 2020 10:25:55 #
msmllm wrote:
Man - Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man - Can I buy you a drink?
Woman - I think I'd rather have the money.
Man - Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman - Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
Man - Is this seat empty?
Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man - So, what do you do for a living?
Woman - I'm a female impersonator.
Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man - Can I buy you a drink?
Woman - I think I'd rather have the money.
Man - Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman - Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
Man - Is this seat empty?
Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man - So, what do you do for a living?
Woman - I'm a female impersonator.
OUCH
Poor guys
Mar 9, 2020 10:48:02 #
Mar 9, 2020 10:58:25 #
Mar 9, 2020 13:23:11 #
msmllm wrote:
Man - Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man - Can I buy you a drink?
Woman - I think I'd rather have the money.
Man - Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman - Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
Man - Is this seat empty?
Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man - So, what do you do for a living?
Woman - I'm a female impersonator.
Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man - Can I buy you a drink?
Woman - I think I'd rather have the money.
Man - Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman - Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
Man - Is this seat empty?
Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man - So, what do you do for a living?
Woman - I'm a female impersonator.
Were all these experience talking?
Mar 9, 2020 15:01:24 #
Mar 9, 2020 17:20:42 #
msmllm
Loc: Huntington, WV
plumbob wrote:
Were all these experience talking?
Things I'd like to have said at the time
Mar 9, 2020 19:13:47 #
Man - I didn't come here to be insulted!
Woman - Where do you usually go to be insulted?
Woman - Where do you usually go to be insulted?
Mar 10, 2020 10:38:39 #
msmllm wrote:
Man - Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man - Can I buy you a drink?
Woman - I think I'd rather have the money.
Man - Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman - Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
Man - Is this seat empty?
Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man - So, what do you do for a living?
Woman - I'm a female impersonator.
Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man - Can I buy you a drink?
Woman - I think I'd rather have the money.
Man - Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman - Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
Man - Is this seat empty?
Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man - So, what do you do for a living?
Woman - I'm a female impersonator.
I think, msmllm has been following me, and listening to what girls say to me.
Mar 10, 2020 13:00:01 #
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
I think, msmllm has been following me, and listening to what girls say to me.
Oh no you are being stalked by a West Virginia woman!!!!
Lucky You!!!!
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.