How to get into Heaven
Mar 8, 2020 17:36:44 #
msmllm
Loc: Huntington, WV
A blond, a brunette and a redhead all die. In order to get into heaven they must go up 100 steps, each containing a joke. The trick is, they must not laugh.
The brunette goes first and laughs at the first step and is sent to hell.
The redhead goes next and makes it to the 7th step before she laughs.
Finally it's the blondes turn. She gets all the way to the 99th step before she laughs.
God asked her "you were so close, why did you laugh?
And she said, "I just got the first joke!"
The brunette goes first and laughs at the first step and is sent to hell.
The redhead goes next and makes it to the 7th step before she laughs.
Finally it's the blondes turn. She gets all the way to the 99th step before she laughs.
God asked her "you were so close, why did you laugh?
And she said, "I just got the first joke!"
Mar 8, 2020 18:28:23 #
Mar 8, 2020 18:29:13 #
Heard it many times before, but still funny, one can't help but wonder, were they really sent to Hell or did God want to mess with them?
Mar 8, 2020 19:05:06 #
Mar 9, 2020 03:58:00 #
This might have saved her some grief. It was already decided she would spend her time on the edge of a tall mountain as a snow flake.
Mar 9, 2020 07:23:51 #
Mar 9, 2020 10:40:40 #
msmllm wrote:
A blond, a brunette and a redhead all die. In ord... (show quote)
That right there is funny
Mar 9, 2020 13:55:19 #
"...did God want to mess with them?"
He has a sense of humor; just look at the Platypus!
He has a sense of humor; just look at the Platypus!
Mar 9, 2020 14:48:22 #
Mar 9, 2020 15:35:05 #
JimRed wrote:
"...did God want to mess with them?"
He has a sense of humor; just look at the Platypus!
He has a sense of humor; just look at the Platypus!
Reason I think so, cause if they were unrepented sinners they would have went straight to Hell, none of this stairmaster stuff.
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