bank robber: A guy walks into a bank with a gun and starts to rob the place. He tells everybody to get down and if anybody looks at him he will kill them. Somebody looks at him and he...

msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV

A guy walks into a bank with a gun and starts to rob the place. He tells everybody to get down and if anybody looks at him he will kill them.
Somebody looks at him and he promptly shoots them. The man asks everybody "did anyone else look at me?"
One guy raises his hand and says "I think my wife took a peek".

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

msmllm wrote:

A guy walks into a bank with a gun and starts to rob the place. He tells everybody to get down and if anybody looks at him he will kill them.
Somebody looks at him and he promptly shoots them. The man asks everybody "did anyone else look at me?"
One guy raises his hand and says "I think my wife took a peek".

Thats bad but thats good

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

msmllm wrote:

A guy walks into a bank with a gun and starts to rob the place. He tells everybody to get down and if anybody looks at him he will kill them.
Somebody looks at him and he promptly shoots them. The man asks everybody "did anyone else look at me?"
One guy raises his hand and says "I think my wife took a peek".

That would teach her to have dinner ready. But then again, he is now cooking for himself anyway.

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

LMBO

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Nasty!

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

I believe there is a movie by the title of "Big Fish" or "Big Cat Fish" where this guy tells so many tall tales that no one believes him. One scene takes place with him as a young man and a traveling salesman, some place in West Texas. He is in line at a small bank to cash a check. The guy behind hands him a gun, said, here hold this and help me, I'm robbing this bank. before our hero can react, the other fellow holds everyone up an makes the bank president open the safe. The president is tickled pink, said "I'm so glad to see you guys!" Upon opening the safe, there's nothing in it! The president said "Now we can blame it all on you robbing the bank!" An inside job and joke! Just sayin....RJS

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

Big Fish! A Tim Burton film. Albert Finney. Excellent movie. Good one msmlim.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Why am i not surprised you would know all the details? Thanks, Spirit. Just sayin...RJS

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

msmllm wrote:

A guy walks into a bank with a gun and starts to rob the place. He tells everybody to get down and if anybody looks at him he will kill them.
Somebody looks at him and he promptly shoots them. The man asks everybody "did anyone else look at me?"
One guy raises his hand and says "I think my wife took a peek".

Probably took his picture

LOL

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Robert J Samples wrote:

I believe there is a movie by the title of "B... (show quote)

LOL

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

msmllm wrote:

A guy walks into a bank with a gun and starts to rob the place. He tells everybody to get down and if anybody looks at him he will kill them.
Somebody looks at him and he promptly shoots them. The man asks everybody "did anyone else look at me?"
One guy raises his hand and says "I think my wife took a peek".

Bad, but funny bad lol

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

He shouldna said that. Now the guy might shoot the wife. Nobody would want...oh. Never mind.

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

He shouldna said that. Now the guy might shoot the wife. Nobody would want...oh. Never mind.

eddierbias Loc: Texas Panhandle Pampa 79065

LOL

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Smokypig wrote:

He shouldna said that. Now the guy might shoot the wife. Nobody would want...oh. Never mind.

Come on sp out with it.