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Mar 5, 2020 18:09:58   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
Two buddies are fishing but they haven't caught anything all day.
Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him "excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?" The other fisherman replies "If you just go down the stream until the water isn't salty there are a ton of fish" They thank him and go on their way - 15 minutes later one fisherman says to the other "fill the bucket up with water and see if it's salty. He dips the bucket in the stream and drinks some. "Nope, still salty." 30 minutes later he asks him to check again. "Nope, still salty" this isn't good. The fisherman finally says, We have been walking for almost 2 hrs. and the water is still salty! I know says the other, "and the bucket is almost empty!:

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Mar 5, 2020 18:24:44   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
msmllm wrote:
Two buddies are fishing but they haven't caught anything all day.
Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him "excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?" The other fisherman replies "If you just go down the stream until the water isn't salty there are a ton of fish" They thank him and go on their way - 15 minutes later one fisherman says to the other "fill the bucket up with water and see if it's salty. He dips the bucket in the stream and drinks some. "Nope, still salty." 30 minutes later he asks him to check again. "Nope, still salty" this isn't good. The fisherman finally says, We have been walking for almost 2 hrs. and the water is still salty! I know says the other, "and the bucket is almost empty!:
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Where they blonde or grey?

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Mar 5, 2020 18:36:53   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
Remember OZ grey just means they are trouble makers. I am figuring maybe they were bald ol salty types. :)

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Mar 5, 2020 18:46:10   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Jeremy wrote:
Remember OZ grey just means they are trouble makers. I am figuring maybe they were bald ol salty types. :)


LOL

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Mar 5, 2020 19:07:25   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
msmllm wrote:
Two buddies are fishing but they haven't caught anything all day.
Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him "excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?" The other fisherman replies "If you just go down the stream until the water isn't salty there are a ton of fish" They thank him and go on their way - 15 minutes later one fisherman says to the other "fill the bucket up with water and see if it's salty. He dips the bucket in the stream and drinks some. "Nope, still salty." 30 minutes later he asks him to check again. "Nope, still salty" this isn't good. The fisherman finally says, We have been walking for almost 2 hrs. and the water is still salty! I know says the other, "and the bucket is almost empty!:
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Sometimes you just got to spell it out for a few. Empty the bucket Stupid.

This is plumbob and I approve this message.

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Mar 5, 2020 19:24:08   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
Sometimes you just got to spell it out for a few. Empty the bucket Stupid.

This is plumbob and I approve this message.


LOL

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Mar 5, 2020 19:42:41   #
Egghead
 
What would we do without Plumbob. Lost so lost.lol

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Mar 5, 2020 20:00:46   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
Ya can’t fix stupid🤪🤪

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Mar 5, 2020 20:10:45   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
I don't get it. And I ain't bald.

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Mar 5, 2020 20:11:44   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
DozerDave wrote:
Ya can’t fix stupid🤪🤪


Some stupids been spending money like it is water

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Mar 5, 2020 20:54:07   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
Nice story. If they had gone just a bit farther...

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Mar 5, 2020 21:05:34   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Smokypig wrote:
Nice story. If they had gone just a bit farther...


Or quit using the bucket for a urinal.

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Mar 5, 2020 21:59:03   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Where they blonde or grey?


I guess they were rednecks!

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Mar 5, 2020 22:02:09   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
msmllm wrote:
I guess they were rednecks!


That pretty much covers it.

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Mar 5, 2020 22:03:00   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
msmllm wrote:
Two buddies are fishing but they haven't caught anything all day.
Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him "excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?" The other fisherman replies "If you just go down the stream until the water isn't salty there are a ton of fish" They thank him and go on their way - 15 minutes later one fisherman says to the other "fill the bucket up with water and see if it's salty. He dips the bucket in the stream and drinks some. "Nope, still salty." 30 minutes later he asks him to check again. "Nope, still salty" this isn't good. The fisherman finally says, We have been walking for almost 2 hrs. and the water is still salty! I know says the other, "and the bucket is almost empty!:
Two buddies are fishing but they haven't caught an... (show quote)

You cracked me up with that one lady. Thank you.

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