A Blond
Mar 4, 2020 16:30:45 #
msmllm
Loc: Huntington, WV
A Blond goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf
She asks the clerk "what is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos!
The blond asks: "What does it do?"
The clerk responds - "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold".
The blond responds "Oh I could use that, I'll take it!"
The next day, as she walks into work with her new thermos. "I just got this yesterday, isn't it wonderful!
It's a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!"
The boss asks: "And what do you have in it?"
The blond replies "Some coffee and a popsicle."
She asks the clerk "what is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos!
The blond asks: "What does it do?"
The clerk responds - "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold".
The blond responds "Oh I could use that, I'll take it!"
The next day, as she walks into work with her new thermos. "I just got this yesterday, isn't it wonderful!
It's a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!"
The boss asks: "And what do you have in it?"
The blond replies "Some coffee and a popsicle."
Mar 4, 2020 16:40:08 #
msmllm wrote:
A Blond goes into a store and sees a shiny object ... (show quote)
Just blonds? I can name a few others as well.
Mar 4, 2020 17:14:17 #
Yeah. That thermos goes with the cooler I had. Somebody took it and pawned it.
Mar 4, 2020 18:24:02 #
Mar 5, 2020 06:56:53 #
msmllm wrote:
A Blond goes into a store and sees a shiny object ... (show quote)
Just a hot sticky predicament.
Mar 5, 2020 23:12:37 #
TimBob1961
Loc: High Springs, FL
I’ve always been curious how the thermos knows which is which. Must have a computer chip in it somewhere.
Mar 6, 2020 07:44:55 #
TimBob1961 wrote:
I’ve always been curious how the thermos knows which is which. Must have a computer chip in it somewhere.
Cousin TimBob, welcome to the stage, cousin plumbob here. Thanks for filling out your user profile. I see you are almost right in the middle of the state, what kind of fishing do you do?
Mar 6, 2020 08:08:01 #
TimBob1961
Loc: High Springs, FL
plumbob wrote:
Cousin TimBob, welcome to the stage, cousin plumbob here. Thanks for filling out your user profile. I see you are almost right in the middle of the state, what kind of fishing do you do?
I crappie fish at Orange and Santa Fe some but I usually go to the gulf for Red, Trout, and Snook fishing. How about yourself? I’m from Gainesville area, and you? Keep in fishing man
Mar 6, 2020 08:28:49 #
TimBob1961 wrote:
I crappie fish at Orange and Santa Fe some but I usually go to the gulf for Red, Trout, and Snook fishing. How about yourself? I’m from Gainesville area, and you? Keep in fishing man
Reds when they are running but mostly been to small but still a good fight. Trout have been the main species for awhile and they still have a ban on flounder and stripers here. Rumor is fishers are getting tired of the striper ban its been almost 1 1/2 years now. Rather expensive if one gets caught.
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