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Mar 3, 2020 08:53:42   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
After 30 yrs. of marriage a husband & wife goes for counseling.
When asked what the problem is the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they have been married.
On and on she goes: Neglect, emptiness, loneliness and feeling unloved - an entire laundry list of unmet needs she has endured.
Finally the therapist gets up, walks around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraces and kisses her long and passionately as her husband watches with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shuts up quietly, sits down as though in a daze.
The therapist turns to the husband and says "this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week, can you do this?
Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays & Wednesdays but on Fridays I Fish.

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Mar 3, 2020 09:54:09   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
My grin for the day. :)

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Mar 3, 2020 10:06:22   #
Egghead
 
Anybody have this therapists number lol

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Mar 3, 2020 10:06:58   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
msmllm wrote:
After 30 yrs. of marriage a husband & wife goes for counseling.
When asked what the problem is the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they have been married.
On and on she goes: Neglect, emptiness, loneliness and feeling unloved - an entire laundry list of unmet needs she has endured.
Finally the therapist gets up, walks around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraces and kisses her long and passionately as her husband watches with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shuts up quietly, sits down as though in a daze.
The therapist turns to the husband and says "this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week, can you do this?
Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays & Wednesdays but on Fridays I Fish.
After 30 yrs. of marriage a husband & wife goe... (show quote)

Love it. Lmao. My wife says that’s a pretty dense husband. 😂 thanks

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Mar 3, 2020 10:11:21   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Good one msm.

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Mar 3, 2020 10:37:59   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
msmllm wrote:
After 30 yrs. of marriage a husband & wife goes for counseling.
When asked what the problem is the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they have been married.
On and on she goes: Neglect, emptiness, loneliness and feeling unloved - an entire laundry list of unmet needs she has endured.
Finally the therapist gets up, walks around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraces and kisses her long and passionately as her husband watches with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shuts up quietly, sits down as though in a daze.
The therapist turns to the husband and says "this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week, can you do this?
Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays & Wednesdays but on Fridays I Fish.
After 30 yrs. of marriage a husband & wife goe... (show quote)



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Mar 3, 2020 11:05:07   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
msmllm wrote:
After 30 yrs. of marriage a husband & wife goes for counseling.
When asked what the problem is the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they have been married.
On and on she goes: Neglect, emptiness, loneliness and feeling unloved - an entire laundry list of unmet needs she has endured.
Finally the therapist gets up, walks around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraces and kisses her long and passionately as her husband watches with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shuts up quietly, sits down as though in a daze.
The therapist turns to the husband and says "this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week, can you do this?
Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays & Wednesdays but on Fridays I Fish.
After 30 yrs. of marriage a husband & wife goe... (show quote)


Good one ms didn't see that ending

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Mar 3, 2020 14:32:47   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
msmllm wrote:
After 30 yrs. of marriage a husband & wife goes for counseling.
When asked what the problem is the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they have been married.
On and on she goes: Neglect, emptiness, loneliness and feeling unloved - an entire laundry list of unmet needs she has endured.
Finally the therapist gets up, walks around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraces and kisses her long and passionately as her husband watches with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shuts up quietly, sits down as though in a daze.
The therapist turns to the husband and says "this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week, can you do this?
Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays & Wednesdays but on Fridays I Fish.
After 30 yrs. of marriage a husband & wife goe... (show quote)


Good one, missy ! Heard that
with a golfing version, but still
very much to the point;
Priorities ! Priorities ! Priorities !

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Mar 4, 2020 10:38:25   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Fish Dancer wrote:
Love it. Lmao. My wife says that’s a pretty dense husband. 😂 thanks


You ever get on that foot rub?

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Mar 4, 2020 14:52:49   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
Egghead wrote:
Anybody have this therapists number lol


I don't think Therapists are supposed to get intimate with their clients. I wouldn't tell if they didn't tell. Ha

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Mar 4, 2020 19:10:23   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
😂good one

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Mar 13, 2020 21:08:47   #
finschasers69 Loc: taylor co. w.v.
 
now thats funny L.O.L.

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