badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Funny I don't remember being absent minded
Now that I'm really old,here's what I have found out
I started with nothing--still got it
My wild oats are now enjoyed with prunes and all bran
I finally got my head together--now my body's fallin apart
Funny I don't remember being absent minded
If all isn't lost,then where is it?
It was easier to get older than to get wiser
Some days you are the top dog--other days you are the hydrant
The early bird gets the worm--but the second mouse gets the cheese
If the buck stopped here--maybe I would have a few
Kids in the back seat cause accidents
Accidents in the back seat cause kids
It's hard to come back--if you haven't been anywhere
The world will beat a path to your door--when you are in the john
If god had wanted me to touch my toes--he would have put them on my knees
It's easy to meet expenses--they are everywhere
The only difference in a rut and a grave--is the depth
I think about the hereafter--I go to another room and wonder what I'm hereafter
Funny I don't remember being absent minded

Have I posted this before?
Who the hell are you?
Oh--now I remember
Well--maybe not

Garry Loc: Wellborn, Florida

Bad, I resemble your post

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

c

sorry Garry
you can come sit in the other rocking chair on my porch

can you bark?

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Thanks for the laugh BB

Garry Loc: Wellborn, Florida

I got dogs for the barking. Kept me awake all night last night

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

I bark at anyone who passes
I could use a lil help

Jeremy Loc: America

You didn’t forget how to bark? Oh I know you forgot why you bark or why your barking.

msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV

You are very wise! How true.

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

This


But we bark at everything/one lol

Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama

Good stuff. I too resemble that.

msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV

good watchdogs. they let you know when someone or something is prowling around.

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Btw, get off my lawn - Clint Eastwood - Gran Torino.

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

Thing about being old is





Beats the alternative all to ell

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Growing old is not for sissies. Why do they call it the "golden years?" I haven't seen any gold yet and I'm 65.

Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas

Yeah where is that gold????
I’m also 65 but will be 66 tomorrow so maybe THIS will be the year....
We’ll see !!!