DNA test
Mar 1, 2020 19:47:02 #
msmllm
Loc: Huntington, WV
After 10 yrs. a wife starts to think her kid doesn't really look like her or her husband, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid comes from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey I have something very serious to tell you.
Husband: What's up?
Wife: According to DNA test results this is not our kid.
Husband: Well you don't remember do you?? When we were leaving the hospital we noticed that our baby had pooped. Then you said, - Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here. So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
Wife: Honey I have something very serious to tell you.
Husband: What's up?
Wife: According to DNA test results this is not our kid.
Husband: Well you don't remember do you?? When we were leaving the hospital we noticed that our baby had pooped. Then you said, - Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here. So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
Mar 1, 2020 20:00:03 #
When I was a chief in the Navy I had a sign on my desk that read "Goddammit you did exactly what I told you to!"
Yup.
Yup.
Mar 1, 2020 20:59:02 #
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Mar 2, 2020 07:56:31 #
msmllm wrote:
After 10 yrs. a wife starts to think her kid doesn... (show quote)
ms, you may be on to something here. Remember the saying you can pick your friends but not your family. Well Just Saying!!!!
Mar 2, 2020 08:28:20 #
In the same vein,
Man asks his wife, "Honey both our girls are beautiful, but our son is ugly! Why?"
Because he's yours, the girls aren't!"
Good Divorce case. LOL
Man asks his wife, "Honey both our girls are beautiful, but our son is ugly! Why?"
Because he's yours, the girls aren't!"
Good Divorce case. LOL
Mar 2, 2020 09:01:31 #
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Mar 2, 2020 10:28:42 #
audigger53 wrote:
In the same vein,
Man asks his wife, "Honey both our girls are beautiful, but our son is ugly! Why?"
Because he's yours, the girls aren't!"
Good Divorce case. LOL
Man asks his wife, "Honey both our girls are beautiful, but our son is ugly! Why?"
Because he's yours, the girls aren't!"
Good Divorce case. LOL
😂🤣😃
Mar 2, 2020 10:33:56 #
msmllm wrote:
After 10 yrs. a wife starts to think her kid doesn... (show quote)
Now that's funny
Quick change artist, him
Mar 2, 2020 13:23:55 #
audigger53 wrote:
In the same vein,
Man asks his wife, "Honey both our girls are beautiful, but our son is ugly! Why?"
Because he's yours, the girls aren't!"
Good Divorce case. LOL
Man asks his wife, "Honey both our girls are beautiful, but our son is ugly! Why?"
Because he's yours, the girls aren't!"
Good Divorce case. LOL
Ouch
Mar 2, 2020 13:32:16 #
msmllm
Loc: Huntington, WV
plumbob wrote:
Ouch
I bet alot of their friends wondered that also. Yes he should have divorced that slut. ha
Mar 2, 2020 14:24:42 #
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