A day at the Dentist
Feb 26, 2020 09:58:39 #
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a large syringe to give him an anesthesia shot.
“No way, No needles! I h**e needles!” the man exclaims.
So she starts to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man says, “I can’t do the gas thing either. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!”
The dentist then asks the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.
“No,” he says, “I’m fine with pills.”
So the lady dentist gives him two little blue pills and he swallows them.
“What are those?” he asks.
“Viagra,” she calmly replies.
“I’ll be damned,” said the man. “I didn’t know Viagra works as a pain k**ler.”
“It doesn’t,” says the wise lady, “but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth.”
“No way, No needles! I h**e needles!” the man exclaims.
So she starts to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man says, “I can’t do the gas thing either. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!”
The dentist then asks the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.
“No,” he says, “I’m fine with pills.”
So the lady dentist gives him two little blue pills and he swallows them.
“What are those?” he asks.
“Viagra,” she calmly replies.
“I’ll be damned,” said the man. “I didn’t know Viagra works as a pain k**ler.”
“It doesn’t,” says the wise lady, “but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth.”
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Feb 26, 2020 11:33:24 #
True Story! I actually told a different version of that story to my fresh out of dental school, a very good looking, blond dentist. I was selling cars at the time and had an 8:00 A.M. appt. for a root canal. I sat down in the chair and she asked if I wanted gas, I said no, gas gives me a terrible headache. Then novocaine? I said no, I make my money with my mouth, so I can't have novocaine. Then what can I give you? Let's try viagra, she laughed and said that isn't going to help. I said no, but it will give me something to hang on to when the pain starts. The very pretty young dental asst. ran out of the room laughing. I didn't take anything and after she was done, I was fine, but it was a little painful when she was digging around.
Feb 26, 2020 11:45:05 #
Feb 26, 2020 11:51:28 #
Yes, they are right up there with a prostate biopsy. The most painful health-related thing that I have had, 27 of them at one time. I almost passed out but I wasn't so lucky.
Feb 26, 2020 11:59:35 #
You bring up very bad memories Flyguy. Hope you're a cancer free az I am today even if we both do glow in the dark. Jer
Feb 26, 2020 12:07:05 #
Feb 26, 2020 12:49:36 #
oldsalt wrote:
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth ext... (show quote)
Copied and sending it to myself for the next dental visit. Thanks Oldsalt
Feb 26, 2020 12:59:51 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
flyguy wrote:
Yes, they are right up there with a prostate biopsy. The most painful health-related thing that I have had, 27 of them at one time. I almost passed out but I wasn't so lucky.
My dentist gave me general anesthesia. That worked fine for me.
Feb 26, 2020 13:06:34 #
Feb 26, 2020 13:12:19 #
oldsalt wrote:
So Plum, are you planning to request the viagra method of treatment?
No I have another method that I will Pm you on.
Just want to show the joke to my Dentist in hopes she has a sense of humor.
Feb 26, 2020 13:21:22 #
If you have a young good looking dentist do ya really need the pill, just think about it.
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