Hunting bear
Feb 21, 2020 16:16:33 #
Monday
Loc: Olympia WA
Fellow decided he wanted to bag a bear so he set out in the woods. Soon enough he sees a huge bear sleeping across the canyon. He nervously raises his rifle and takes a shot and missed by a mile. The bear wakes up pissed as hell and comes charging. The bear knocks the fellow down who pleads for his life. The bear thinks about it and sez, “You’ve got a choice. I can rip your head off or I have my way with you.” The poor hunter decides on the latter.
Next day the humiliation is too great and the hunter decides to get a bigger rifle and some revenge.
So he heads back into the woods and soon enough spots the same bear. Taking aim he torches off a round. Missed again! The bear jumps him in the blink of an eye.
“Okay, you know routine, pal.” sez the bear.
Next day the hunter buys a scope for the rifle, sights it in and heads out again with blood in his eye.
Glory be! He spots the same bear sleeping on a hillside. This time the hunter lays the rifle over a log and takes careful aim squeezing the round off. Boom! Missed again.
The annoyed bear comes ambling over, swats the terrified hunter and sez, “You ain’t out here for the hunting are you?”
Next day the humiliation is too great and the hunter decides to get a bigger rifle and some revenge.
So he heads back into the woods and soon enough spots the same bear. Taking aim he torches off a round. Missed again! The bear jumps him in the blink of an eye.
“Okay, you know routine, pal.” sez the bear.
Next day the hunter buys a scope for the rifle, sights it in and heads out again with blood in his eye.
Glory be! He spots the same bear sleeping on a hillside. This time the hunter lays the rifle over a log and takes careful aim squeezing the round off. Boom! Missed again.
The annoyed bear comes ambling over, swats the terrified hunter and sez, “You ain’t out here for the hunting are you?”
Feb 21, 2020 16:20:31 #
Feb 21, 2020 16:28:55 #
Feb 21, 2020 16:35:56 #
Isn't that the same bear that Spirit had a relationship a month or two ago?
Feb 21, 2020 16:37:59 #
Feb 21, 2020 16:45:28 #
Feb 21, 2020 16:48:42 #
Feb 21, 2020 16:51:40 #
Feb 21, 2020 16:56:27 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Who was it that just had one in his house?
Yep it was Saw. Even though it was probably a 20lb cub. Our buddy saw made it out to be 350lbs.
Feb 21, 2020 17:13:06 #
plumbob wrote:
Yep it was Saw. Even though it was probably a 20lb cub. Our buddy saw made it out to be 350lbs.
Maybe an overgrown squirrel?
Feb 21, 2020 18:15:48 #
Feb 21, 2020 18:20:27 #
Feb 21, 2020 18:45:28 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Got hung up.
OMG, I can't imagine a worst death.
Feb 21, 2020 18:48:06 #
Feb 21, 2020 18:51:45 #
flyguy wrote:
OMG, I can't imagine a worst death.
Someone posted that a while back.
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