EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the
confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the
street and asked him to cover for him.



The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to
come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to
do.



The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional.



A few minutes later, a woman comes in and says,
"Father forgive me for I have sinned."



The priest asks, "What did you do?"



The woman says, "I committed adultery."



Priest: "How many times?"
Woman: "Three times."
Priest: "Say two Hail Marys, put five dollars in the box and go
and sin no more."



A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says,"Father forgive me for I have sinned."



Priest: "What did you do?"
Man: "I committed adultery."
Priest:"How many times?"
Man: "Three times."
Priest: "Say two Hail Marys, put five dollars in the box and go
and sin no more."



The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the priest leaves.
A few minutes later another woman enters and says,
"Father forgive me for I have sinned."



Rabbi:"What did you do?"
Woman: "I committed adultery."
Rabbi: "How many times?"
Woman: "Once."



Rabbi: "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for five dollars"

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

And so it goes.

ver Loc: La Grange, California

Yo OZZIE...where the heck did U get all these?.......instead of reading the Main Topics, now I come to the ATTIC First!!!!.....LOL.