Frog
Feb 17, 2020 11:20:38 #
greenfrog
Loc: Central NJ
A guy is 80 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up. '
He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,
'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time,reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes wisdom.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up. '
He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,
'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time,reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes wisdom.
Feb 17, 2020 11:55:38 #
Feb 17, 2020 12:08:17 #
I'd just record the transformation from frog to woman, and have the beautiful Woman, and proof of the talking frog.
Feb 17, 2020 13:30:32 #
Feb 17, 2020 14:04:30 #
Considering everything, a frog has a lot less maintenance than a pretty woman!...Just sayin...RJS
Feb 17, 2020 14:09:31 #
Yeah but you can have a lot more fun with a pretty woman than a frog.
Feb 17, 2020 14:55:59 #
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
Yeah but you can have a lot more fun with a pretty woman than a frog.
Pretty Woman $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Frog $
Feb 17, 2020 15:53:36 #
Feb 17, 2020 16:01:30 #
Well, just maybe! But stop to think how many bets and one nights you could win with a talking frog in your pocket! That is unless this amphibian turned out to really be a horney toad! After all a frog doesn’t eat much! Just sayin...RJS
Feb 17, 2020 16:07:01 #
finschasers69
Loc: taylor co. w.v.
yes good looking women are everywhere .talking frogs arent .plus to keep talking is a whole lot cheaper plus you get tired of having the frog around use him for bait to catch that lunker bass.booo yaaa
Feb 17, 2020 16:46:48 #
That reminds me of a story told that Willie Nelson has a singing parrot. He would take this parrot into a bar and wager it could sing almost any western/cowboy song! After the money was on the bar the parrot would sing “Streets of Laredo” Don’t bury me... im riding old paint and leading ole dan.. just any request. It was so amazing the barkeep offered to buy the bird! Willie refused until the price got up to $5000, and finally Willie agreed took the money and left!
Not a minute later the parrot flew out the door singing, “On the road again...” Just sayin...RJS
Not a minute later the parrot flew out the door singing, “On the road again...” Just sayin...RJS
Feb 17, 2020 17:17:01 #
Feb 18, 2020 09:07:24 #
Feb 18, 2020 10:13:33 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
That reminds me of a story told that Willie Nelson... (show quote)
Good one! Gotta love Willie
Feb 18, 2020 10:15:27 #
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
Yeah but you can have a lot more fun with a pretty woman than a frog.
Like the story said "at my age " lol, priorities do change
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