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Feb 14, 2020 09:47:19   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.

When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''

''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.

''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.

''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of sh!!!!!!!!!t!''

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Feb 14, 2020 09:53:35   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
RIGHT ON EASTERN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Feb 14, 2020 10:02:52   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Keep it up Oz. The attic is kinda the song Hotel California, you can check out any time you want, but you can never leave!!!

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Feb 14, 2020 10:05:55   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
CamT wrote:
Keep it up Oz. The attic is kinda the song Hotel California, you can check out any time you want, but you can never leave!!!


Might be the reason I post a lot in the attic from the getgo, I along with a few others have had some moved to the attic.


That would be an awesome tune to play when ever one clicks on the attic.

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Feb 14, 2020 11:11:09   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
EasternOZ wrote:
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.

When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''

''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.

''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.

''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of sh!!!!!!!!!t!''
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Feb 14, 2020 12:10:43   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Might be the reason I post a lot in the attic from the getgo, I along with a few others have had some moved to the attic.


That would be an awesome tune to play when ever one clicks on the attic.


I've had a couple go there, that would be awesome

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Feb 14, 2020 12:12:25   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Say "Hi" to your friends in the Attic, OZ.

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Feb 14, 2020 12:50:08   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
flyguy wrote:
Say "Hi" to your friends in the Attic, OZ.


Hey I got some that aren't there

I think

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Feb 14, 2020 12:50:56   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
flyguy wrote:
Say "Hi" to your friends in the Attic, OZ.


I did start this in the attic.

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Feb 14, 2020 13:42:34   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Hope they have storage trusses in the attic. Going to need the space.

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Feb 14, 2020 14:41:06   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
Hope they have storage trusses in the attic. Going to need the space.


Thanks Buddy.

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Feb 14, 2020 14:52:53   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Thanks Buddy.


Part of the relocation program of the suburban planning board.

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Feb 14, 2020 14:56:01   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
Part of the relocation program of the suburban planning board.


Weight limit on structure?

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Feb 14, 2020 15:03:22   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Weight limit on structure?
Steelhead Mickey soaking wet!

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Feb 14, 2020 15:12:17   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Weight limit on structure?


Like the GPS says: Calculating

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