Old farmer rides the train for the first time.
Feb 13, 2020 13:35:31 #
A farmer had to go to the city on business. He determined it would be cheaper to go by train. On the way he had to use the bath room. He asked the conductor where the toilet was. The conductor told him, at the end door on the right. Well the old farmer went down and went in. He had never seen anything so nice and clean. He did not want to mess it up. So he raised the window and started stinking out the window, not knowing there was an old hobo riding beneath the train. The stink was blowing and splashing all over the old hobo. The old hobo took his hobo stick and smack the old farmer across his butt. A little later the conductor asked the old farmer how he liked their modern bathroom on the train. He said find, but that butt wiper is going to k**l someone one of these days.
Feb 13, 2020 13:55:35 #
at first I thought it was going to be the one about the two guys riding on a train and they both had to go bad but there was no toilet on this train so since they were the only two in the car they stuck their derriere out the window just then the passed a work crew and one of the crew said I think I recognize that guy and his buddy said which one the guy smoking the cigar or the guy chewing tobacco?
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