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Scottish couple.
Feb 13, 2020 11:06:42   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they
didn't have a bath, although if she wanted one, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled
the bath and watched the girl get undressed.
She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned
this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said:
"Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back
garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself."
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked:
"Do you shave?"
"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you hair?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department.....very generously indeed.
The girl finished her bath and went to bed.
Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you see
it?"
"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
"Why are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough
before."
"I know," he said, "but the bloody darts team hadn't

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Feb 13, 2020 13:27:18   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Now that is a friend!!!!!

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Feb 14, 2020 11:28:11   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
OMG too funny

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Feb 14, 2020 18:34:24   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
I can honestly say that I would be the guy to do that.

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