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Feb 12, 2020 10:00:46   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Flyguy and Stuco were sitting under a tree, watching the sun go down. Stuco says, "You know Fly, I'm 84 years old and my body is full of aches and pains. You're about my age. How do you feel?"

The Stuco says, "Oh, I feel like a newborn baby."

"Really," says Flyguy

"Yep," says Stuco. "No teeth, no hair and I think I just wet my pants."

Then Stuco says but I really did enjoy breakfast.

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Feb 12, 2020 11:09:50   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Stuco is a lot older than I am.

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Feb 12, 2020 11:10:50   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
flyguy wrote:
Stuco is a lot older than I am.


Ok

But I still like breakfast also.

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Feb 12, 2020 11:11:33   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
I do not have a spread sheet.

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Feb 12, 2020 15:06:20   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
EasternOZ wrote:
I do not have a spread sheet.


Ages not recorded on spread sheet as to protect the geezers'. Feelings could be fragile.

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Feb 12, 2020 15:32:18   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
Ages not recorded on spread sheet as to protect the geezers'. Feelings could be fragile.


LOL The real ones do not get offended water off of a ducks back.

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Feb 12, 2020 15:52:27   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Amen to that. Many have same philosophy. Life is to short to sweat the small stuff.

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Feb 12, 2020 20:37:47   #
Pickle Loc: Duplin co, NC
 
Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff .

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Feb 12, 2020 20:54:35   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Pickle wrote:
Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff .


Sorry can't help myself.

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Feb 13, 2020 07:31:23   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Pickle wrote:
Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff .

At least you got the first part right!

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Feb 13, 2020 09:00:49   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Graywulff wrote:
At least you got the first part right!


LOL

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Feb 13, 2020 10:12:09   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Ok

But I still like breakfast also.


I’m really liking my breakfast this morning. The wife made sweet potato pancakes with butter and powder sugar on top. Coffee and OJ.

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Feb 13, 2020 10:17:28   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Fish Dancer wrote:
I’m really liking my breakfast this morning. The wife made sweet potato pancakes with butter and powder sugar on top. Coffee and OJ.


Breakfast the best meal of the day.


Unless fish is on the menu for later, then breakfast is just a good way to start the day.

Sweet potato pancakes sound good.

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Feb 13, 2020 13:45:34   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
You mean STEAK, right? I know we're fishermen, but BEEF, it what's for dinner.

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Feb 13, 2020 13:48:33   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
saw1 wrote:
You mean STEAK, right? I know we're fishermen, but BEEF, it what's for dinner.


I do like a good RIBEYE.

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