EasternOZ wrote:
I was in the "Texas Rose" tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a
butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys -- how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, “Have you got a pen.”
She said, “I sure do."
I said, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
Aah, there's that belly laugh for the day, needed that one.