bb the pig farmer
Feb 5, 2020 09:06:15 #
A farmer BB buys several pigs,hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, and so on. After several weeks, BB notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help.
The G-Man the vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. BB the farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, BB only asks G-Man vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. G-Man the vet tells BB that when pregnant, they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud. BB the farmer hangs up and gives it some thought.
BB comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means BB has to impregnate the pigs. So, BB loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, BB wakes and looks out at the pigs.
Seeing that they are all still standing around, BB concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. BB drives them out to the woods, banged each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, BB wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, BB tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. BB spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, BB cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs.
BB asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn."
The G-Man the vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. BB the farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, BB only asks G-Man vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. G-Man the vet tells BB that when pregnant, they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud. BB the farmer hangs up and gives it some thought.
BB comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means BB has to impregnate the pigs. So, BB loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, BB wakes and looks out at the pigs.
Seeing that they are all still standing around, BB concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. BB drives them out to the woods, banged each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, BB wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, BB tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. BB spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, BB cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs.
BB asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn."
Feb 5, 2020 15:25:44 #
EasternOZ wrote:
A farmer BB buys several pigs,hoping to breed them... (show quote)
BB word is out I think they were really talking about you.
Jan 10, 2024 17:02:03 #
EasternOZ wrote:
A farmer BB buys several pigs,hoping to breed them... (show quote)
Was looking at these old posts and this one is hilarious. Didn’t see a response from BB, just Plumbob. You might resurrect some of these for the greater good.
Jan 11, 2024 13:51:24 #
Jan 11, 2024 14:54:36 #
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