Little Johnny
Feb 5, 2020 08:58:33 #
Teacher: if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!!!
The now very angry Teacher: Where in the He!! do you get seven from?!?!?
The now very frustrated Johnny: Because I've already got a frickin' cat at home!!!
Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!!!
The now very angry Teacher: Where in the He!! do you get seven from?!?!?
The now very frustrated Johnny: Because I've already got a frickin' cat at home!!!
Feb 5, 2020 15:40:12 #
Little Johnny 's turn at the spelling bee.
There they are guys on one side of the room and girls on the other.
One by one the boys are being sat down while the teacher's questions finally get nervously closer to bad mouth Johnny.
The teach mutters a four letter word under breath as yet another boy sulks his way to the his seat.
With momentary relief a little girl was asked what word can you think of that begins with the letter Q.
Proudly the little prissy says " Quiet ", just like I wish Johnny would be. With a gleam in her eye and a thought in her head the teach says that's a good one little Debbie.
That thought in teachers mind is now surfacing as what can Jonny say about the letter R.
No curse words start with an R, and nothing in this room starts with an R. Oh I will ask Johnny.
Johnny what word can you thing of that starts with the letter " R "?
Of course while little johnny gives it much thought, teach is thinking run, road, or even right.
With a smile as big as a 10 year old can give Johnny blurts out RAT.
With a sigh of relief in the teachers eye only to be heard one more reply.
With his arms spread wide Little Johnny says with a DICK this frigging big.
There they are guys on one side of the room and girls on the other.
One by one the boys are being sat down while the teacher's questions finally get nervously closer to bad mouth Johnny.
The teach mutters a four letter word under breath as yet another boy sulks his way to the his seat.
With momentary relief a little girl was asked what word can you think of that begins with the letter Q.
Proudly the little prissy says " Quiet ", just like I wish Johnny would be. With a gleam in her eye and a thought in her head the teach says that's a good one little Debbie.
That thought in teachers mind is now surfacing as what can Jonny say about the letter R.
No curse words start with an R, and nothing in this room starts with an R. Oh I will ask Johnny.
Johnny what word can you thing of that starts with the letter " R "?
Of course while little johnny gives it much thought, teach is thinking run, road, or even right.
With a smile as big as a 10 year old can give Johnny blurts out RAT.
With a sigh of relief in the teachers eye only to be heard one more reply.
With his arms spread wide Little Johnny says with a DICK this frigging big.
Feb 5, 2020 16:02:56 #
Feb 6, 2020 07:53:30 #
plumbob wrote:
You cleaned that up real good Plum! KUDOS.Little Johnny 's turn at the spelling bee. br br ... (show quote)
Feb 6, 2020 07:54:03 #
Feb 6, 2020 08:12:43 #
Graywulff wrote:
You cleaned that up real good Plum! KUDOS.
Thanks Gray, the F bomb is only used on rare occasion. Try to keep those occasions in my mind.
Feb 6, 2020 08:23:43 #
plumbob wrote:
Thanks Gray, the F bomb is only used on rare occasion. Try to keep those occasions in my mind.
This is not the place for it anyway. 👍
Feb 6, 2020 20:46:58 #
plumbob wrote:
Little Johnny 's turn at the spelling bee. br br ... (show quote)
Ahh the Attic the wonderful world were you can say anything.
Feb 6, 2020 20:50:07 #
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
Ahh the Attic the wonderful world were you can say anything.
Not so.
Feb 6, 2020 20:59:26 #
Well I'll take your word for it, I'll not be testing the boundaries
Feb 6, 2020 21:10:58 #
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
Well I'll take your word for it, I'll not be testing the boundaries
Just read the rules for that section and do what you feel comfortable with.
Feb 6, 2020 21:19:10 #
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