How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
This is the cleanest E-mail joke I've come across in a long while!
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?"
She asked.
"Hunting Flies"
He responded.
"Oh! K*****g any?"
She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone".
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