Anniversary
Jan 29, 2020 12:29:59 #
Anniversary
A man and his wife were about to celebrate 50 years together.
Their three kids, all very successful and wealthy, agreed to a Sunday
dinner in honor of their parents As usual, they were all late and had
a varied assortment of excuses
"Happy anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one...
"Sorry I'm running late..had an emergency, you know how it is, didn't
have time to get you both a present."
"Not to worry," said the Dad... "The important thing is that we're all
together today.
" Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom still
look great, Dad. Just flew in from L.A. and didn't have time to get
you a present. sorry."
"It's nothing," said the father, "Glad you were able to be here."
Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello you both, happy anniversary! I'm
sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy
packing.... so I didn't have time to get you guys anything."
Again the father said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us
are together today."
After they all finished dessert, the father put down his knife and
fork,
looked up and said, "Listen you three, there's something your mother
and I
have wanted to tell you for a long time. Well... your mother and I
came to
this country penniless and desperate. Despite this, we were able to
raise
each of you and send you to college. All through the years your mother
and
I knew that we loved each other very much but... we just never found
the time to get married."
"The three kids gasped and said, "You mean we're BASTARDS?"
"Yep," said the Dad...."AND CHEAP ONES TOO
A man and his wife were about to celebrate 50 years together.
Their three kids, all very successful and wealthy, agreed to a Sunday
dinner in honor of their parents As usual, they were all late and had
a varied assortment of excuses
"Happy anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one...
"Sorry I'm running late..had an emergency, you know how it is, didn't
have time to get you both a present."
"Not to worry," said the Dad... "The important thing is that we're all
together today.
" Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom still
look great, Dad. Just flew in from L.A. and didn't have time to get
you a present. sorry."
"It's nothing," said the father, "Glad you were able to be here."
Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello you both, happy anniversary! I'm
sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy
packing.... so I didn't have time to get you guys anything."
Again the father said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us
are together today."
After they all finished dessert, the father put down his knife and
fork,
looked up and said, "Listen you three, there's something your mother
and I
have wanted to tell you for a long time. Well... your mother and I
came to
this country penniless and desperate. Despite this, we were able to
raise
each of you and send you to college. All through the years your mother
and
I knew that we loved each other very much but... we just never found
the time to get married."
"The three kids gasped and said, "You mean we're BASTARDS?"
"Yep," said the Dad...."AND CHEAP ONES TOO
Jan 29, 2020 14:00:10 #
Jan 31, 2020 19:46:32 #
There's a lot more of them out there today then there was in our days.
Jan 31, 2020 19:48:03 #
Gordon wrote:
There's a lot more of them out there today then there was in our days.
You doin some catching up this evening?
And yes there is.
Jan 31, 2020 20:14:26 #
Jan 31, 2020 20:20:02 #
Been out gathering oysters for my daughters birthday Sunday. Birthday , Super Bowl and ground hog day. Thats a 3rd of them.
Jan 31, 2020 20:23:39 #
Gordon wrote:
Been out gathering oysters for my daughters birthday Sunday. Birthday , Super Bowl and ground hog day. Thats a 3rd of them.
Looks like a fiest.
Jan 31, 2020 20:57:14 #
Jan 31, 2020 20:59:57 #
Gordon wrote:
It was nice to just get out in the boat
I would imagine so.
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