Best one in a long time -
Jan 29, 2020 12:21:41 #
Best one in a long time -
A Jewish businessman in Brooklyn decided to send his son to Israel to
absorb some of the culture of the homeland.
When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel.
By the way, I converted to Christianity."
"Oh, my," said the father, What have I done?"
He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do.
Jacob said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian.
Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do."
So they went to see the rabbi.
The rabbi said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel.
He also came back a Christian.
What is happening to our young people?
Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do.
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do.
Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven.
The Voice said, "Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel....
A Jewish businessman in Brooklyn decided to send his son to Israel to
absorb some of the culture of the homeland.
When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel.
By the way, I converted to Christianity."
"Oh, my," said the father, What have I done?"
He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do.
Jacob said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian.
Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do."
So they went to see the rabbi.
The rabbi said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel.
He also came back a Christian.
What is happening to our young people?
Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do.
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do.
Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven.
The Voice said, "Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel....
Jan 29, 2020 12:27:51 #
A Jewish grandmother was walking on the sea shore with her 5 yo grandson when suddenly a big wave washed over them both and left her standing on the beach with her grandson nowhere in site. The grandmother began wailing and berating God for being so cruel to such a faithful and righteous person. She went on and on for several minutes until suddenly another wave washed over her and there by her feet lay her grandson, soaking wet of course and coughing, but still alive. The grandmother looked to sky and said
He had a HAT!
He had a HAT!
Jan 29, 2020 12:38:52 #
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