BEER CAN VASECTOMY...
Jan 29, 2020 12:18:27 #
BEER CAN VASECTOMY
Just a joke friends......Cheers
BEER CAN VASECTOMY...
After their 11th child,an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed .
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a
cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a
beer can (COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count
to 10.
‘The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me. ''Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
"2"
"3"
“4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas,
Mississippi, Parts of Georgia, West Virginia,
...and All of Washington DC
Just a joke friends......Cheers
BEER CAN VASECTOMY...
After their 11th child,an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed .
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a
cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a
beer can (COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count
to 10.
‘The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me. ''Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
"2"
"3"
“4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas,
Mississippi, Parts of Georgia, West Virginia,
...and All of Washington DC
Jan 29, 2020 14:14:36 #
Jan 29, 2020 14:17:26 #
Jan 31, 2020 19:32:54 #
We are smarter then that in the Carolinas. Arent we plumbob. We dont like Coors.
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