Hotel service.
Jan 29, 2020 12:13:21 #
A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan.
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting,
he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your room
is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.'
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted 15.00 Yen,
and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine
started to buzz and whirl.
Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his
reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
'Manicures, 20.00 Yen'.
'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands
into the slot, and the machine started to buzz
and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands
and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read,
'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need
When Away from Their Wives, 1 Yen.'
The salesman looked both ways, put one Yen in the machine,
unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation,
stuck his manhood into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek
of agony and almost passed out.
Fifteen seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, the salesman was able
to withdraw his tender unit, which now had a
button sewn neatly on the end.
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting,
he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your room
is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.'
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted 15.00 Yen,
and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine
started to buzz and whirl.
Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his
reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
'Manicures, 20.00 Yen'.
'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands
into the slot, and the machine started to buzz
and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands
and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read,
'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need
When Away from Their Wives, 1 Yen.'
The salesman looked both ways, put one Yen in the machine,
unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation,
stuck his manhood into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek
of agony and almost passed out.
Fifteen seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, the salesman was able
to withdraw his tender unit, which now had a
button sewn neatly on the end.
Jan 29, 2020 12:16:26 #
Jan 29, 2020 14:20:45 #
Jan 29, 2020 18:47:14 #
My wife thinks that scene in "there's something about Mary" with the beans and the franks is the funniest thing she's ever seen. Poor bastard.
Jan 29, 2020 18:50:52 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
My wife thinks that scene in "there's something about Mary" with the beans and the franks is the funniest thing she's ever seen. Poor bastard.
https://youtu.be/vzRuKnb2uuY
Jan 29, 2020 18:53:50 #
Yup. It is pretty funny. First time I saw it I did not think so. Just goes to show ya how different men's and women's senses of humor are.
Jan 31, 2020 15:54:53 #
Jan 31, 2020 17:42:23 #
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