Father knows best!!
Jan 29, 2020 12:12:19 #
Who says dads can't think on their feet? And the innocence of little kids ... A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
"No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?
I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." Being old school he took a rag, soaked it with a little gasoline, and dabbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
If you aren't laughing... You aren't living!
"No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?
I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." Being old school he took a rag, soaked it with a little gasoline, and dabbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
If you aren't laughing... You aren't living!
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Feb 6, 2020 15:18:34 #
My bride even enjoyed that one, OZ. I have introduced her to the Attic and she likes it up there.
Feb 6, 2020 15:19:56 #
flyguy wrote:
My bride even enjoyed that one, OZ. I have introduced her to the Attic and she likes it up there.
Up there?
Up here!!
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