rabbits
Jan 24, 2020 13:59:37 #
fisher
Loc: whitewater,colorado
Two rabbits were being chased by some beagle dogs. The rabbits were way ahead of the dogs and when they reached the top of a hill one said to the other " let's relax here for a while; by the time the dogs get here we'll out number them". the other rabbit said " it won't work, darn it!!! Remember??? We're brothers!!!
Jan 24, 2020 14:48:37 #
fisher wrote:
Two rabbits were being chased by some beagle dogs. The rabbits were way ahead of the dogs and when they reached the top of a hill one said to the other " let's relax here for a while; by the time the dogs get here we'll out number them". the other rabbit said " it won't work, darn it!!! Remember??? We're brothers!!!
That would hit close to home.
Jan 24, 2020 15:18:02 #
I saw on fb this morning where a bull was trying to breed motorcycle, That didn't work either, the motorcycle kept sliding out from under him.
Jan 24, 2020 15:43:43 #
flyguy wrote:
I saw on fb this morning where a bull was trying to breed motorcycle, That didn't work either, the motorcycle kept sliding out from under him.
Was it a hog?
Jan 24, 2020 17:12:31 #
Red Skelton used to raise rabbits. He said he taught them to act in a rabbit circus. His main teaching tool was a stick. He never hit the rabbits, but he would instead just shake it at them and they knew what that meant. He had two rabbits that would not cooperate and he punished them He locked them in a shed with adequate food and water and left them in there to contemplate their bad behavior. After a month, he opened the door to see if they would accept training. Alas, he had waited too long and now had more rabbits than he could shake a stick at.
Jan 24, 2020 17:31:41 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
I knew it was coming and I still read the whole joke and smiled.
Jan 24, 2020 18:32:59 #
Skelton had a career in movies and TV and never said a dirty word on air...and was a funny man.
Jan 24, 2020 18:35:45 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
I remember watching his show as a kid. Not only funny but I recall his sign off at the end about making people smile. Seemed like a really genuine guy.
Jan 24, 2020 19:15:55 #
Jan 24, 2020 19:20:00 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
I think his last line was "May God Bless." What a neat guy. He also did the funniest clown routines. Wow. I' m really dating myself.
Jan 24, 2020 20:27:55 #
My favorite skit by Red Skelton was "half man and half woman."
He could make you laugh till you cried.
I long for the former days. :)
He could make you laugh till you cried.
I long for the former days. :)
Jan 24, 2020 22:16:51 #
Jan 25, 2020 08:49:36 #
Jan 25, 2020 16:26:11 #
FixorFish
Loc: SW Oregon
Gertrude and Heathcliff.... LMAO at Red's humor.....
what ? that was fifty-how-many-years-ago ? Naaah, that can't be !
We have an art gallery here in the valley that carries some of his clown paintings.... very well done (kinda spendy these days.... nice boat spendy !) and everyone is unique. Good man, miss his take on life.
Gert and Heath are flying over L.A. and see the Democratic Convention going on below..... Gertrude says to Heathcliff..."I haven't seen any Republicans yet, have you ?? Heathcliff replies..."yeah, I just 'spotted' one !
what ? that was fifty-how-many-years-ago ? Naaah, that can't be !
We have an art gallery here in the valley that carries some of his clown paintings.... very well done (kinda spendy these days.... nice boat spendy !) and everyone is unique. Good man, miss his take on life.
Gert and Heath are flying over L.A. and see the Democratic Convention going on below..... Gertrude says to Heathcliff..."I haven't seen any Republicans yet, have you ?? Heathcliff replies..."yeah, I just 'spotted' one !
Jan 25, 2020 18:34:23 #
Gertrude and Heathcliff were flying over DC. He says: "Let's have one on the house."
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