I fished a local pond the other day
Jan 23, 2020 17:04:21 #
Went fishin at a little local pond the other day.
Wasn't catchin anything,but the weather was nice for a change and I was enjoyin just to be outside.
I was sittin on the bank watchin my cork when I heard a voice sayin"Pick me up,pick me up!"
I looked around but didn't see no one,so I just figgered I was day dreamin.
But then I heard the voice again"Pick me up,pick me up"
I looked down and there was a lil green frog by my foot.The frog again sad"Pick me up,pick me up!
Pick me up and kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I Will marry you,and it will make all your friends green with envy!"
I reached down and picked up the frog and put him in my shirt pocket.
The frog yelled out"Didn't you understand me?Kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.I'll marry you,and all your friends will be green with envy!"
I buttoned the flap on my shirt pocket and said
"I'm 93 years old.I already have a beautiful wife.
Most of my friends have already passed away.
Besides,I'd rather have a talkin frog
with old age comes wisdom
Wasn't catchin anything,but the weather was nice for a change and I was enjoyin just to be outside.
I was sittin on the bank watchin my cork when I heard a voice sayin"Pick me up,pick me up!"
I looked around but didn't see no one,so I just figgered I was day dreamin.
But then I heard the voice again"Pick me up,pick me up"
I looked down and there was a lil green frog by my foot.The frog again sad"Pick me up,pick me up!
Pick me up and kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I Will marry you,and it will make all your friends green with envy!"
I reached down and picked up the frog and put him in my shirt pocket.
The frog yelled out"Didn't you understand me?Kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.I'll marry you,and all your friends will be green with envy!"
I buttoned the flap on my shirt pocket and said
"I'm 93 years old.I already have a beautiful wife.
Most of my friends have already passed away.
Besides,I'd rather have a talkin frog
with old age comes wisdom
Jan 23, 2020 17:12:35 #
Jan 23, 2020 17:21:43 #
Ron620DVS
Loc: Guntersville Alabama
Yes it does, but too late in some circumstances. I have learned the hard way...
Jan 23, 2020 19:21:36 #
So what's frogies name. It wouldn't be greenfrog a user from central jersey would it?
Are you a frog napper bb?
Are you a frog napper bb?
Jan 23, 2020 19:28:19 #
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Jan 24, 2020 08:13:27 #
Raw Dawg Ron
Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
Thought it was bait for later. Smarty pants talking frog got lucky!
Jan 24, 2020 08:33:17 #
Jan 24, 2020 08:58:22 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
plunk your magic twanger froggy
Andy Devine on the Buster Brown cartoon show Saturday mornings . I'm not the only one who remembers this stuff.
Jan 24, 2020 11:38:46 #
Jan 24, 2020 12:16:09 #
Gordon wrote:
Going to pee on you and give you warts
Sorry ! Must be mistaken
(AGAIN !); I thought it was
TOADS that gave you warts !
Jan 24, 2020 13:28:30 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
Froggy the Gremlin. Long time ago. Damn we're old.
That's right up there with Big John and Sparky on the radio.
Jan 24, 2020 18:06:35 #
plumbob wrote:
So what's frogies name. It wouldn't be greenfrog a user from central jersey would it?
Are you a frog napper bb?
Are you a frog napper bb?
I ain't never been caught at it plum
Jan 24, 2020 18:07:50 #
flyguy wrote:
I thinks he is a frog shi!er.
c'mon fly
I'm no shiler
(whatever that is)
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