Some older men can still think fast.
Jan 23, 2020 11:56:19 #
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator...'
Some old men can still think fast.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator...'
Some old men can still think fast.
Jan 23, 2020 12:23:45 #
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Jan 23, 2020 14:53:33 #
Well, Hoss: Did you just for once think about just how old men become old? Remember, Age, experience, and trickery will win out over youth and energy every time! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!! RJS
Jan 23, 2020 15:06:14 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
Well, Hoss: Did you just for once think about just how old men become old? Remember, Age, experience, and trickery will win out over youth and energy every time! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!! RJS
Very true.
Jan 23, 2020 16:40:07 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
Well, Hoss: Did you just for once think about just how old men become old? Remember, Age, experience, and trickery will win out over youth and energy every time! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!! RJS
Plus 1 for Rj. Like it Bob now that's a keeper.
Jan 23, 2020 16:41:10 #
EasternOZ wrote:
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large far... (show quote)
Was Betty White his wife feeding the gator an occasional cow?
Jan 23, 2020 16:52:34 #
plumbob wrote:
Was Betty White his wife feeding the gator an occasional cow?
I have no clue!
LOL
Jan 23, 2020 17:27:22 #
Jan 23, 2020 17:33:11 #
plumbob wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t79Z1S5svm4
Lake placid movie
Lake placid movie
I do now.
Crock liked beef.
Jan 23, 2020 17:48:46 #
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Jan 24, 2020 10:15:16 #
Fish Dancer wrote:
Good one Oz. The wife thought it was pretty cute too.
Yep the wife said it sounds like something l would come up with she calls it gutterbrain
Jan 24, 2020 11:28:53 #
Jan 24, 2020 13:50:28 #
fisher
Loc: whitewater,colorado
Way to go Mr Eastern OZ, I was just about to post one similar to yours but yours is longer/better said. It paints a comical picture. I can only wonder what happened next. Hahaha.
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