Fly Guy and the witch
Jan 21, 2020 17:36:38 #
Flyguy was walking through the woods,when he was stopped by an evil looking old crone'The old crone told Flyguy that if he didn't do as she told him.she would curse him
"Tell me you think I am gorgeous"she said
Fly Guy replied"NO,I don't find you attractive at all!"
Witch---You either tell me I'm gorgeous or I shall turn you into an ant!"
Flyguy---Nope,in fact I think you are hideous!"
The witch turns Flyguy into an ant
witch---See what your rudeness has brought you?"
Flyguy---"Yeah,this sucks being an ant.But I still think you are ugly as hell"
Fly guy is still adamant
"Tell me you think I am gorgeous"she said
Fly Guy replied"NO,I don't find you attractive at all!"
Witch---You either tell me I'm gorgeous or I shall turn you into an ant!"
Flyguy---Nope,in fact I think you are hideous!"
The witch turns Flyguy into an ant
witch---See what your rudeness has brought you?"
Flyguy---"Yeah,this sucks being an ant.But I still think you are ugly as hell"
Fly guy is still adamant
Jan 21, 2020 17:37:57 #
Jan 21, 2020 17:47:07 #
All his fishing equipment is for a full size human. Now he will be the size of bait or smaller. It was nice off her not to make him a moth that his cat eats.
Jan 21, 2020 17:54:54 #
Jeremy wrote:
All his fishing equipment is for a full size human. Now he will be the size of bait or smaller. It was nice off her not to make him a moth that his cat eats.
You gotta admit though
Fly guy has an eye for uglyness
(not sure that's a word)
Jan 21, 2020 18:06:14 #
If you say uglyness is a word, it is. I do not doubt you in the least. You have witchlike characteristics. You could turn me into a crappie for OZ to catch and then eat.
Jan 21, 2020 18:30:15 #
flyguy wrote:
If you say uglyness is a word, it is. I do not doubt you in the least. You have witchlike characteristics. You could turn me into a crappie for OZ to catch and then eat.
How would I know (witch) one you are?
Jan 21, 2020 18:44:11 #
Jan 21, 2020 19:23:26 #
Who started pick on flyguy day? Oh well the barrel just was getting low.
Jan 21, 2020 19:25:47 #
EasternOZ wrote:
How would I know (witch) one you are?
Would it be the crappie that looks like an Ant 🐜 or a moth?
Jan 21, 2020 19:30:49 #
Jeremy wrote:
Would it be the crappie that looks like an Ant 🐜 or a moth?
I will just have to look close from now on I suppose.
Maybe dna
Jan 21, 2020 19:47:18 #
Well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I think the ant will live longer, not sure though. Aren't some moths one-nighters? You had better look real close, OZ.
Jan 21, 2020 19:49:00 #
Jan 21, 2020 19:51:53 #
Many moths are one nighters especially with cats hanging around with nothing better to do than chase and eat moths
Jan 21, 2020 19:53:19 #
plumbob wrote:
Oz has had a one nighter back in the day I believe.
Still have the same one.
Now I am a
(Lifer)
And I am good with that.
Jan 21, 2020 19:55:01 #
flyguy wrote:
Well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I think the ant will live longer, not sure though. Aren't some moths one-nighters? You had better look real close, OZ.
Just wink.
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