Bebo and wife go to the mountains
Jan 18, 2020 13:50:19 #
Not me
Loc: N Alabama
My fishing buddy Bebo shared this tale of when he took his wife to the mountains for the weekend. And Bebo never missing an opportunity to wet a hook looked forward to slipping out early while the wife slept and getting some stream time in well as it turned out the weather tanked and Bebo woke up to chattering teeth and seeing his Breath in the faint cabin light so he thought about how to get his wife up to light the fire while he stayed warm in bed then he had a brainstorm and woke her up and says
Baby why don’t we tell rhymes and the one with the best rhyme stays warm in bed while the other lights the fire. She thought for a second still half asleep but agreed So Bebo says I’ll go first and proudly says “ 3+3 is 6 and 6+3 is 9 I can put mine in yours but you can’t put yours in mine. Bertha his wife smiled and responded that yes 3+3was 6 and that 6+3 was 9 and I know the length of yours but you don’t know the depth of mine and would you put on a pot of coffee while your up
Baby why don’t we tell rhymes and the one with the best rhyme stays warm in bed while the other lights the fire. She thought for a second still half asleep but agreed So Bebo says I’ll go first and proudly says “ 3+3 is 6 and 6+3 is 9 I can put mine in yours but you can’t put yours in mine. Bertha his wife smiled and responded that yes 3+3was 6 and that 6+3 was 9 and I know the length of yours but you don’t know the depth of mine and would you put on a pot of coffee while your up
Jan 18, 2020 13:59:04 #
Length is a variable pending on how good the coffee is made for her. Might be a short day in the blankets.
Jan 18, 2020 14:51:03 #
NotMe: Well the way I heard it, the dude had made his plea for the wife to get up and make the coffee on a cold, frigid morning. She says, no way, it is scriptural for the husband to get up and make the coffee.
He retorts, "No way, show me!" She reaches over, opens the drawer in the bedside table, pulls out a Gideon Bible and opens it to Hebrews! RJS
He retorts, "No way, show me!" She reaches over, opens the drawer in the bedside table, pulls out a Gideon Bible and opens it to Hebrews! RJS
Jan 18, 2020 14:54:55 #
Never try to out wit a woman. Especially when she is already under the covers.
Jan 18, 2020 15:40:01 #
Jan 19, 2020 07:51:29 #
plumbob wrote:
Never try to out wit a woman. Especially when she is already under the covers.
Wulffy's simple solution, take all the covers. You won't be able to move after the beating and she'll have to get up!
Jan 19, 2020 08:54:06 #
Jan 19, 2020 09:04:18 #
plumbob wrote:
I was well trained Plum!Sounds like you tried this in the past.
Jan 19, 2020 18:21:00 #
I ha've the Answer! Wake her up by rolling over, and or shaking violently, and then once she is awake, pretend to still be asleep, And she will have to build it.
Jan 19, 2020 18:44:37 #
Jan 19, 2020 18:56:36 #
Jan 19, 2020 19:04:19 #
Well if she did then she ripped the band aid off so to speak, for you. So either way you kinda win.
I like to look at the bright side.
I like to look at the bright side.
Jan 19, 2020 19:56:45 #
saw1 wrote:
You've been well trained too Saw. I can tell!Or she'd push him out of the bed and then she'd go back to sleep.
Jan 19, 2020 20:04:00 #
Jan 19, 2020 20:19:06 #
saw1 wrote:
Absolutely no substitute for a good woman! You're blessed Saw!Yep, that's what mine would do anyway.
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