Crime
Jan 17, 2020 21:34:00 #
This is a true story, No, really! Any way, this was told me about 40 years ago by one of my Electrical Engineers about his cousin who was a Deputy Sheriff in South Dakota and who must have been a real joker. Here is what happened: One day a female Prosecutor came to the station to talk to all the deputies about the law and what constituted a crime for all the things they may encounter when on duty so they would be more informed during their investigation and/or the arrest. They talked about many different crimes and she took questions. The cousin asked, "What constitutes Rape"? she answered, "When the vulva is penetrated"! He responded, "What if they don't have a vulva"? She responded, They all have vulva's". He responded, "Uh Uh, some have Fiats, Fords or Chevy's"!
Jan 17, 2020 21:41:16 #
Jan 17, 2020 21:46:34 #
Years ago I was attending a class put on by the Wyoming State Crime Lab. The subject was gathering evidence from sexual assault scenes. The instructor singled me out and asked what should be included in a 'rape kit.'
I said I thought duct tape, a knife and maybe a condom might suffice. I wasn't called on anymore in that class.
I said I thought duct tape, a knife and maybe a condom might suffice. I wasn't called on anymore in that class.
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Jan 18, 2020 08:57:34 #
Kerry Hansen wrote:
This is a true story, No, really! Any way, this wa... (show quote)
Just how red did her face get from trying to be serious?
Jan 18, 2020 09:34:34 #
Jan 18, 2020 10:51:30 #
Kerry Hansen wrote:
This is a true story, No, really! Any way, this wa... (show quote)
Read this to my wife and she got a good laugh out of it too. Thanks Kerry
Jan 18, 2020 23:23:50 #
Kerry, this is an official notice. I am stealing and will use your story about cars(?) Funny stuff...and worse, I don't pay royalties...and I will run if pursued.
Your pal, Dave
Your pal, Dave
Jan 19, 2020 05:27:51 #
Smokypig wrote:
Kerry, this is an official notice. I am stealing and will use your story about cars(?) Funny stuff...and worse, I don't pay royalties...and I will run if pursued.
Your pal, Dave
Your pal, Dave
Don't worry, Kerry, Smokey can't run very fast.
Jan 19, 2020 08:47:05 #
Jan 19, 2020 13:56:10 #
Well, I'm gonna hop in a fiat and make a break for it. As long as Kerry isn't driving a vulva I think I can make it.
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